Scaramucci Two
I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump needs brief appearances by a court jester to remind us that he could be crazier. Remember five-day-man Anthony Scaramucci, who can best be remembered as loud, wrong, and had weird mannerisms.
Now fast forward to Rudy Giuliana, who is Scaramucci two.
My favorite among Giuliana’s explanations about how he can be so wrong about the funneling of money to pay Stormy is that he was “focused on the law more than the facts.”
“If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.” -Carl Sandburg
Jimmy Kimmel has it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA-fY2dr9jc&wpmm=1&wpisrc=nl_daily202
Start your Monday giggling.
There is a suicide variant of chess. But when did it become a legal strategy? Only in alternative facts universe is “funneling money” considered to be a good thing. Go Rudy!
1Rudy Giuliani, Esq., of the law firm Weekun, Maykit, Werse.
2Dice, that was after the law firm of Hell, Spit and Damm wouldn’t take him on.
3Could someone help me with this, because I’ve lost track of the layers of lies.
Is Trump still claiming that he did not have sex with Stephanie Clifford? Is he still still suing her for $2 mill for violating a non-disclosure agreement that he knew nothing about that gave her $130,000 to not talk about something that never happened?
That’s fractally dishonest
4I have not seen anybody else mention it, so I will:
Didja notice Giuliani saying that he has gone from semi-serious contender for president to his current job as a bagman for rich jerks?
Even Stassen never fell that far
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