Scaradouchey
Okay, I listened to the new White House communications director. I will admit that my standards were high, considering Sean Spicer setting the bar and all. But …
I was listening closely and was pretty sure that the guy was lip-syncing Trump using Bluetooth or some damn thing. But I was unable to see if Trump was hiding behind the podium with his hand up this guy’s butt. That means we’re just going to have to go with my gut instinct – yes, yes he was.
I know two things about this guy: he’s a businessman and he loves those guys. Apparently, all those guys.
This will not turn out well.
There are enough super size shoes in the Clown Car to go green. Drop the engine and use foot power. Of course that is predicated on one or more of the clowns removing foot from mouth to apply it to the pavement and pedal.
1Scaramucci is just the latest in a long line of liars. He may do it more smoothly than Spicer, but it will continue to be disinformation just the same.
2Scaramucci couldn’t get through the Government Ethics process due to his “finances”.
3I don’t know what being a businessman has to do with communication. Business sometimes has to do with a lot of ‘bait and switch’ which is the first thing that came to mind. Businessmen ( not all) have to do a bit of… well lets say it ” not telling the whole truth”. They are usually concerned with the bottomline. Right? Yet he does love those guys.
4Goldman Sachs ex? Check. Russia connections? Check. Sketchy ethics? Check. Unqualified? Check.
Well, that checks all of the dictator tot’s boxes, so he’s in like Flynn.
5Who is the world really is this guy? When I first heard his name I instantly recalled a movie of many decades ago called “Scaramouche”. Maybe y’all remember it, too. The lead character was hiding behind a part in some kind of play whilst running from somebody. Yes, he did end up with the girl. The other girl in the play ended up with Napoleon.
As for Spicey, he had an expiration date tattooed on his forehead from day one.
6Is there a down and out comedian that resembles Scaramucci? Asking for a … oh, never mind.
7If Trump was “hiding behind the podium with his hand up this guy’s butt,” it would have been crowded back there, with Putin’s hand up Trump’s butt.
8Gee, can’t decide, which does Scaramucci resemble more, a sleazy but quite successful car dealership owner at the local country club or an extremely polished Las Vegas mobster?
9@yet another baby boomer
Herb Tarlek?
10Worthless hedge fund scum. Creepy as all get out. Saw clips of his briefing. Wanted to slap him. That Russian foreign minister too. Both douchebags.
11For some reason, every time I read his name, “Bohemian Rhapsody” starts running through my head which begs the questions, “Can he do a fandango?”
12Litlhorn, this guy is going to do a fandango for as long as he can. Psychologically, he is just another version of the Barking Yam which leads me to think that this was the other brother int he family no doubt separated at birth.
13Actually, Litlhorn, a lot of people wondered that.
Which prompted one of ÿ he best Twitter threads ever.
https://twitter.com/serendipity5460/status/888220675814694912
14@micr
That made me bust out laughing! Yes, how very clever of you, Herb Tarlek. But with a mo bettah wardrobe.
On the other hand, I am cursing you a wee bit for the ear worm of WKRP in Cincinaaaatiii.
15I listened to it, too. It preempted Science Friday on OPB. It was sickening. About drove off the road when he said he hoped Spicey, a really good guy, would go on to make lots of money. Slime dripped out of my radio.
16@yet another baby boomer
🙂
17Maggie, Scaramouche was a swashbuckling guy with a sword in a book “He was born with a gift for laughter and a sense that the world is mad” and then Tom Stoppard, a great playwright born in Poland but writing in English used him again in a play that was made into a movie. He’s a wonderful character. I read that Scaramucci is known as the “Mooch”, obviously in no way resembles the original!
18I like your epithet for him better than mine: ‘”Scarymouthy”. He is a whore in all but the fishnet stockings.
19My first thought when I heard that Anthony Scaramucci had been appointed Trump’s new press secretary? ”
20“Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango”
“This will not turn out well”
except it DID turn out well: Scaradouchey is now the National Laughingstock
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