Say Whaaaat?
Okay, I have difficulty understanding any damn thing about Rick Santorum. Hell, I don’t even understand how he can leave the house dressed like that.
His position on health care made my toes crinkle. I read it twice and I still think I didn’t understand it and I gotta tell you that Miss Rita’s School of Cosmetology of Del Rio, Texas, has a very strong reading comprehension program so I’m no amateur at this.
I think he might be saying that the government wants universal health care so they can kill off the people who vote against them. Maybe he’s saying that.
It’s actually a pretty clever system. Take care of the people who can vote and people who can’t vote, get rid of them as quickly as possible by not giving them care so they can’t vote against you. That’s how it works.”
That’s what he’s saying, right?
Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.
Your reaction to Santorum is correct, Say Whaaat?
But reading comprehension will not help you to parse crazy. The building block to Santorum 402 is Palin 401. The reading list will scare any sane person. Unless you enjoy beating your head against the wall, don’t take that dive into crazy. In short, “F the ineffable.”
1Did anyone mention that Britain has has the National Health Service in existence since like before Ricky was born??? Or that there is a difference between government FUNDED healthcare (see also: Medicare) and government PROVIDED healthcare (see also: Veterans Administration) and that both those work pretty well — except for the part where the VA is underfunded so there’s a kind of a longish waiting list in some cases.
Chucklehead, thy name is Santorum. Oh wait, that name is already taken.
2Santorum must have watched a Twilight Zone marathon over the long Thanksgiving Day holiday, and combined a couple of episodes in his confused imagination.
(Nothing Rod Sterling ever came up with could be as shocking or terrifying as the idea of a President Santorum. And that includes the episode about the Santorums, oh sorry, I mean aliens, who came to earth TO SERVE MAN.)
3Ricky-bicky will do anything and I mean anything to get your attention. He is an addict. He is addicted to the spotlight. He started this cr** when in the Senate. His Pennsylvania colleague, Arlen Specter, who was a real power in the Senate had a mortal lock on the spotlight via his hard work and both feet on the ground. The only way Ricky could fight that was to go completely off the rails. When he did he scared the pantalones off his Senate friends and they kind of stayed beyond the boundaries of the Magic Circle. He got very little accomplished and folks on the Hill were only too glad to see him go. The only gimmick he has left is to run buck nekkid down Pennsylvania Avenue in a snow storm. And good luck with that!
4Ricky was rejected big time by the voters in his state, so I don’t understand why anyone should pay attention to what he has to say, even if he said it intelligently. He should stay home with his many kids and give his poor wife a break. Then, again, she may like getting rid of them.
5Sancto Santorum wants the best for all of us, except women, minorities, immigrants, Democrats and people without health insurance. I guess that leaves…
6That isn’t how health care actually works, it’s how Rick thinks it should work. He would definitely be in favor of providing care only to people who vote for him.
7My doctor has no idea how I vote. Maybe if I told him……
8At least he didn’t show up in that pink tie and light blue suit.
9Why would you kill the people who can’t vote, so that they can’t vote, when they already can’t vote….ohhhh my aching head.
10I read the whole quotation and I think I started to bleed from the ears.
11Here’s a perspective on ambitious former candidates like Santorum and Pain and so on. For ego-driven, once-sought political dabblers like these, there is no worse daily hell than waiting for nonexistent phone calls from media and others who dont’t give a good goddamn anymore about what you might be thinking … what stale pearls of wisdom you may have to toss down your imaginary mountain of political perceptions.
The silence endures. 10 a.m. … 1:30 … 3 … 4 … but nary a dingle on the cell phone sitting on the desk. The daily crossword lays in the trash, having been long been completed.
There’s lots of time to ruminate over today’s reactionary newspaper articles, the redneck websites and the mean-spirited commentaries of the Rush Limbaugh show. The wooly worms crawl through the cobwebs of an idle mind, when – lo! – one of them is electrocuted by a stray brain synapse and a weird idea materializes from the acrid smoke.
Such mental purgatories these must be. Musty breeding grounds for insane speculations.
12Actually it is a perfectly apt description of Republican prison policy.
13I’m sorry, but I can’t read Santorum without thinking sanitarium. As in psychiatric hospital. Then I chuckle and think oh yeah same thing.
Pretty soon I mighy be calling psychiatric hospitals Santorums.
14I live in PA. Tricky Ricky never has made much sense. He bought a run down, 2 bedroom house in Penn Hills, PA and claimed he and his family lived there so he could meet his requirement to live in the state and could vote for himself. Meantime the lived in Virginia in a multi-million dollar, 5 bedroom house. Claiming he lived in PA also got him a free cyber school education for his kids, all on our taxpaying dime. He is a real piece of work. If they ever decide there needs to be a cartoon of a dork he can be “The Sweater Vest Man”. He and his wife are all about money. She even managed to make a bundle over the death of one of her babies. I am shocked they have not figured out a way to profit from their youngest child.
15This is just Ricky speaking in tongues.
16Translation: I don’t know WTF I am talking about and I’m hoping you’re dumber even than I am and my words make you scared of liberals so you vote for me.
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