Okay, I have difficulty understanding any damn thing about Rick Santorum. Hell, I don’t even understand how he can leave the house dressed like that.

His position on health care made my toes crinkle. I read it twice and I still think I didn’t understand it and I gotta tell you that Miss Rita’s School of Cosmetology of Del Rio, Texas, has a very strong reading comprehension program so I’m no amateur at this.

I think he might be saying that the government wants universal health care so they can kill off the people who vote against them. Maybe he’s saying that.

It’s actually a pretty clever system. Take care of the people who can vote and people who can’t vote, get rid of them as quickly as possible by not giving them care so they can’t vote against you. That’s how it works.”

That’s what he’s saying, right?

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.