Okay, okay, this is just too good.  Donald Trump can never admit he’s made a mistake, no matter how small.  He was holding a panel discussion and accidentally referred to Apple’s Tim Cook as Tim Apple.

Simple mistake.  The kind of mistake that most of us make every day. Not Trump.

Trump’s first excuse was that he said Tim  Cook of Apple, but he said the ‘Cook of’ very quietly and the microphone didn’t pick it up.

This morning, after people kept making fun of it, including Time Cook who changed his Twitter handle from @tim_cook to this, Trump decided he needed a better explanation.

So he unholstered his Twitter finger and explained better.  Way better.

Thank you, Donald Trump, for saving the words. We were about to run out of them. I mean, think how many you used up giving a two and half hour speech! You’ve got some making up to do, Skippy.

And in the interest of participating in your quest to save words, and following in your innovative and genius footsteps, from now on we all will refer to you as Donald Collusion.

You’re very welcome.