Save The Words!
Okay, okay, this is just too good. Donald Trump can never admit he’s made a mistake, no matter how small. He was holding a panel discussion and accidentally referred to Apple’s Tim Cook as Tim Apple.
Simple mistake. The kind of mistake that most of us make every day. Not Trump.
Trump’s first excuse was that he said Tim Cook of Apple, but he said the ‘Cook of’ very quietly and the microphone didn’t pick it up.
This morning, after people kept making fun of it, including Time Cook who changed his Twitter handle from @tim_cook to this, Trump decided he needed a better explanation.
So he unholstered his Twitter finger and explained better. Way better.
Thank you, Donald Trump, for saving the words. We were about to run out of them. I mean, think how many you used up giving a two and half hour speech! You’ve got some making up to do, Skippy.
And in the interest of participating in your quest to save words, and following in your innovative and genius footsteps, from now on we all will refer to you as Donald Collusion.
You’re very welcome.
Perfect! Just . . . beautifully perfect!!!
1First time I’ve heard ‘Twitter finger’. I love it! Trump has an itchy Twitter finger.
2Save the words?
3I’m not even going to count how many words he used to explain how he saves words.
Trump/Stupid. Hey it works!
4Trumputin. Says it all.
5Apparently he must think if he *denies* ( / lie is such a negative word / ) something strongly enough his weak-minded followers will believe it truly did not happen — visual evidence to the contrary. Even his Mar-a-Lago Republicant donors thought this lie was “the weirdest lie he has told.”So far!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ievDw3bps
6This tweet on the tail of IQ45’s two hour and twenty minute spectacle at CPAC. Only in your covfefe collusion confusion does bringing your lard ass to stage and twitter equate to shortening, Donnie.
7I can correct that .,Another bad trump. Saving words.
8@reallybadnewsforrottenapples:
(Reuters) – Special Counsel Robert Mueller and the team he assembled to investigate U.S. President Donald Trump and his associates have been funded through the end of September 2019, three U.S. officials said on Monday, an indication that the probe has funding to keep it going for months if need be.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-budget-mueller/mueller-probe-already-financed-through-september-officials-idUSKBN1QS2QB?il=0
9JJ said: “You’ve got some making up to do, Skippy.”…
Aussies use the nickname “Skippy or Skip” to call their kangaroos by.
That said, here’s a hilarious 27 second video of a human vs. ‘roo encounter (link below):
A guy is making a paraglider landing (a paraglider is a long, narrow, wing-like parachute), has his GoPro camera going as he comes down to the ground. While about 50 feet up, in the distance a kangaroo is seen running towards him, a momma kangaroo with her joey about 30 feet behind her.
As the paraglider’s feet touch down, momma ‘roo is about 20 feet away and closing fast, he faces her and says in a cheerful voice “what’s up Skip?”.
Momma ‘roo hits him like a rugby player, kicks him silly, and makes a quick exit back where she came from.
Of the twelve or so words heard, about a third of them are a four letter word starting with “F”…
Momma kangaroo most likely mistook the paraglider for a large bird of prey threatening her young joey and decided to attack, so the poor paraglider got the beejabbers kicked out of him.
Very funny kangaroo encounter:
10https://twitter.com/SBSNews/status/1104162379703689222
Nope, I beg to differ.
Conspiracy Don. Conspiracy is against the law.
11So, Donnie feels the same way about words as he does about energy–you’re born with a certain capacity, and if you use it all up, you don’t get any more? I wish he’d remember that when he’s bloviating at his rallies or calls to Fox News.
12Donald Collusion=5 syllables
Con Man Don=3 syllables
Any further suggestions?
13Didn’t he say he knew the best words? Why doesn’t he ever use any?
14@Buttermilk Sky #5 – I’ve been calling him “President” TrumPutin – seems like “President” TrumPutin Conspiracy about sez it all… If logic prevailed (ha! What a fantasy) he would be ridden out of town on a rail a la “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou” and every single bit of legislation passed during his Reign of Terror would be automatically withdrawn, all the State Dept. experts would be rehired, EPA would be returned to its normal functioning, etc. It would be like pulling up the page on an old Etch-a-Sketch.
That’s my favorite fantasy, plus just not having to look at the monster-in-chief or hear his revolting voice. Anybody seen any flying pigs lately (doesn’t include fat Baby Donnie balloon)?
Definition of Reign of Terror: illegitimate president elected in illegitimate election manipulated by one’s mortal enemy.
Sam in St. Paul #14 – Yep, he knew the best words, hired the best people, would drain the swamp, we’re going to get so tired of all the winning, North Korea will denuclearize …
15Too many words, because when the President says Tim Cook he thinks “Tim’s Cock” and starts to think of the myriad of possibilities including his own little Mario Bros. which might lead to more tweets, if not Grindr. Therefore he writes Tim Apple in spite of an additional syllable which makes it longer instead of -ahem- shorter as his mnemonic device.
16Last night on MSNBC (All In With Chris Hayes??) played the clip where he called Marillyn Hewson (CEO of Lockheed Martin) Marillyn Lockheed.
So it is a Orangina thing I guess.
Key-rist I keep getting reminded he can look, sound and be dumber than you can possibly imagine.
17Trump is a big famous businessman, at least in his own opinion. And all his businesses are named after himself.
Therefore, all other big famous businesses must be named after their owners. And since he and his corporation own all of his businesses, then the head of any business must be the owner, and have the same name as the business.
Easy Peasy. Why is this so hard for everyone else to understand?
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