May 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
He’s at 2% because he’s 2 ridiculous to take seriously.
1Ooooo! Looka da tour bus! These jokers bet watch their behinds. A lot of these buses have been going up in flames lately!
2Santorum might habitually be into lagging behinds but he will always be the #1 butt of all jokes.
3In the meantime you can read “Seven reasons why Rick Santorum will lose” by conservative columnist Jennifer Rubin in the Washington Post:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2015/05/27/seven-reasons-why-rick-santorum-will-lose/
4Er… should we tell him he won’t be running against Obama?
5What’s sad is that some mediocre guy like Pataki might get the GOP nod just because he’s the least insane clown in the bus.
6.
Um,
Just Google Santorum…
7Least insane, maybe. But always the last one to get the memo and sometimes, never. His ear is as tin as the rest of them.
8Does it seem like to anyone else that these guys (and gals) just seem like the toddlers you let go to their room so can get their tantrum out? Maybe some padded walls on the interior of the bus would do the trick. It’s sad in a way. “Sanity optional” is no way to run a major political party.
9#2 describes Santorum in so many ways.
10Anti-Islam? What’s the difference between these teahadists who are anti-gay, want women to be baby making machines (as long as we dress modestly), and deny women access to contraception? The Tealiban is not getting any women’s votes.
11Scott, I agree with you. The republicans have been acting like spoiled toddlers for six years now, and there doesn’t seem to be any end in sight. At least most toddlers eventually grow up.
I’m stocking up on popcorn for the festivities.
12What does it say about the republican party when all these clowns are running for POTUS?
To me, this shows the dysfunction of the republican party, that these guys don’t trust each other and there are so many factions withing the party itself.
Ah Santorum. The gift that keeps on giving!!!!
13Can you imagine a first lady, wife of the most anti-abortionist
candidate, who used to live with an abortion doctor before becoming Mrs Santorum?
How about the Cuban Canadian who voted against hurricane relief for Hurricane Sandy saying it was a waste of money and is
now demanding money for Texas?
Perhaps we will get the self certified eye doctor who worships
14Aqua Buddha. What a sorry lineup.
Isn’t the lack of self awareness amazing? How many rejections are required before one gets a clue? I would probably have an equal chance at an election as this dimwit. No thanks, by the way!
15As our friends over at Wonkette have said, Rick Santorum’s only known skill is losing. And he is VERY good at it.
16The choice is-reading Jennifer Rubin or kissing a komodo dragon and dying a horrible,bacteria infested-infected death. I’m going with the dragon,Rhea. At least my ears won’t suffer from the dragon saliva.
17Make it three more because I throw my hat in the ring, seeking the GOP nomination as the only true conservative. As a true conservative I will end corporate welfare. As a true conservative I will end government efforts to regulate the private lives of citizens. As a true conservative I will appoint conservative supreme court justices who recognize what the authors of the bill of rights intended by the constitutional right of free speech and who will refrain from interfering with elections as occurred when the Court changed the outcome of the Gore/Bush race. As a true conservative I will work to conserve the natural wealth of this country by ending corporate abuse of the environment. And this will only be a part of my true conservative agenda.
18I’m with e platypus onion, reading or listening to Rubin is the least attractive option…she makes a Komodo dragon seem like a cuddly stuffed animal–and the dragon is far less venomous! That said; Run, Ricky, Run! You are slightly more viable than Carly Fiorina.
19I will vote for you, Uncle Dave. Especially if you limit the amount of money going into the military industrial complex and end corporate subsidies.
20Per Monty: “… Rick Santorum’s only known skill is losing!” Evidently not … him and his wife have produced 8 children with only 7 living.
Joan … how old was Rick’s wife when she was living [unmarried to?] the abortionist and still be able to push out 8 kids with Tricky Ricky [sadly, #8 passed away.] No. 7 is little Bella who has that 18th chromosome thing going on, but she is a survivor!!
21Ah, another one on the SuperPac money bus. Just remembered the great Colbert/Stewart series on how easy it is to create one of those beasts, and how non-existent is the oversight on the spending. Even less now that the FEC has admitted how little they will do about any violations.
Well, at least it’ll be fun to watch the Koch Bros and Adelson wasting their money again.
22Can’t ya see the Santorum supporters all standing around, all 2 dozen of ’em shouting “Santorum. Santorum. Santorum. We’re Number 2!”
23Loved all the aspersions concerning the anal candidate:
24lex: “the #1 butt…”, “…lagged behinds…”
Teh Gerg: “…#2 describes Santorum…”
micr:”…We’re #2!”
With the meaning of his name all over the internet, he’ll be lucky if he comes out of this in one piece!
Remember that the number 2 is how high Rick Perry can count.
25Does the clown car stop at the Sanitorium?
26With the number of contenders they have, two percent might actually be in the lead. We know Perry can’t count to three, so when he throws his hat in the ring he’ll probably get the same two percent.
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