Snopes says it is absolutely true that Ruch Limbaugh is obsessed with lesbians.

Here’s what set him off.

Many LGBT people choose to live, work, and raise their families in rural areas. To highlight the unique needs of this community, the U.S. Department of Agriculture has partnered with Drake Law School, One Iowa, the National Center for Lesbian Rights, and True Colors Fund to organize the Iowa LGBT Rural Summit.

Well, that’s just straight out of the bowels of hell, ain’t it?  I know there some corn shaking on its stalk over the possibility that lesbians may … forgive me saying it, Lord … water them.

Limbaugh says that Damn-You-Obama is seeing lesbian to infiltrate the red states and … plow.

I never knew that lesbians wanted to get behind the horse and the plow and start burrowing. I never knew it. But apparently enough money can make it happen, and the objective here is to attack rural states. They’re already attacking suburbs, and that has been made perfectly clear by what happened in Milwaukee. They’re going after every geographic region that is known to be largely conservative. They never stop, folks. They are constantly on the march.

Hup. Two. Three. Four.  The marching lesbians are taking over Iowa.

Rush don’t get out much, y’all.  He thinks there’s still horses and plows.  Hey, dude, we don’t churn butter anymore either.  But if we did, lesbians could do it better than you.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.