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“Guys in dresses who swear off women can be very entertaining, but I wouldn’t trust them with my mortal soul,” Juanita admits.

Italian authorities are investigating the Vatican Bank over possible violations of money laundering regulations, the Bank of Italy told CNN Tuesday.

Another Italian bank alerted Bank of Italy investigators to two Vatican Bank transactions that did not appear to comply with anti-money laundering requirements, the Bank of Italy said.

When Bank of Italy investigators told legal authorities about the transactions, they were told that judicial authorities were already investigating the Vatican Bank, a source close to the investigation said.

The Vatican said Tuesday that it is “perplexed and baffled” by the public prosecutor’s actions and that the Holy See aims for “complete transparency” in its financial operations.

“I’m wondering what ‘complete transparency’ means coming from these guys.  It’s not like they’ve got a great record of trust, you know.”

“Local authorities seized $30 million of Vatican money.  What is wrong with you boys?  Sister Teresa could have used that money, dammit.”