I know if you’re like me, you’ve been saying to yourself, “Oh boy, I sure to miss Rudy Giuliani.”

Rudy has turned up missing lately.  The man who once spouted almost 24 hours a day ain’t saying much.  In fact, if he’s quiet for two more days, his face is gonna start showing up on milk cartons.

I think we might have a lead.

A human rights organization has asked Dutch prosecutors to open a criminal investigation into multi-billion dollar money laundering schemes that they say were aided by Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, and his old law firm.

We’re not talking a little money.  We’re talking ten billion dollars.

He’s sitting in a safe somewhere counting his money.  It takes a long time to count that much money and come up with a plan to steal Trump’s part.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.