Rock ‘N Roll
The GOP’s most celebrity mouthpiece, Ted Nugent, did not have a good weekend. I know you’re sad about that.
For his concert on Friday night, acidic rocker Ted Nugent didn’t draw much of a crowd even though the tickets for “Laconiafest’ in New Hampshire were lowered from $67 to $5.
Honey, I would not go see Ted Nugent even if they paid me $67.
They are even claiming that he skipped town without paying the employees of the venue.
Twinsies!
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
Rock ‘N Roll. yeah, ok – then which one is the slimy stone and which is the stale biscuit?
Pathetic. Laconia, NH is located along Lake Winnipesaukee. Think resorts and outdoor concerts. $5? Truly pathetic. Parking fees for an event in that town generate more revenue per vehicle.
1Do ya think Nugent got the message?
2maggie- he will be on Fake Noise before you know it blaming Obama and HRC and the anti-gun crowds.
3Ewwww, that smell, the smell of Teddie Poopgent wafting from the stage. Somebody change the cat’s litterbox.
Haha, Five Buck Ted, how low can you go?
Carp, kid’s parties at ChuckeeCheese, etc., cost far more than that per kid (my grandkids last b’day at a popular Corpus Christi amusement place on SPID ,just off-base, were like $20+/head, and you still had to buy tickets for the gokarts-pedalboats-etc).
I’ll believe he’s baaack bigtime when I see him doing ‘Liberator Medical’, et al., incontinence and catheter supply teevee commercials. He’s pretty close now.
The Nuuge, now the ‘kiss of death’ to anything but scummy TX RWNJ pols and huuge orange-haired assholes.
4http://ultimateclassicrock.com/ted-nugent-sonic-baptizm-interview/
According to one commenter,they were giving away tickets and still only about 400 people showed up for an outdoor fest. This kicks off Nugent’s Sonic Baptizm tour for the summer.
5ROTFLMAO!
6Like Bette Midler’s character said in movie when her ransom kept being reduced/rejected by her husband:
“Are you telling me I’ve been… marked down?”
7Dude took too many drugs when he was younger…..
8Corinne Sabo,
9No, he didn’t take nearly enough, at least one time…for that last od.
AFAIC
Stiffing his workers is the lowest. I can’t think of anything funny to say about that.
10I do believe there is special level of hell, for those who fail to pay the laborer.
11Show some respect. At the Republican convention next month Trump will name Nugent as his running mate.
It was that or Palin.
12linda phipps says:
Stiffing his workers is the lowest.
Excepting ‘stiffing’ fourteen year olds…
Just checked his Wiki entry, it’s been scrubbed of former mentions of his draft dodging and pedophilia.
13Our governor is NOT a racist. He just likes to support and publicize one of the most smarmy racist bigots in America. But I guess he’s like Ryan. Supporting racist bigots doesn’t mean you agree with them……..
14Gee, this totally undermines all the faith I had in Nugent’s essential goodness.
By Jove, if this continues I might come to doubt that Donald Trump is great.
15Nugent’s song jailbait ain’t been scrubbed.
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you’re probably clean
There’s one little think I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won’t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I’ve got to have you in a matter of time
Absolute poetry, what?
16Barf.
17Yeah, that shit stain is from my area of S.E Michigan. I remember seeing him in the Amboy Dukes playing “Journey to the center of the Mind” at some free venues in the area. Last and only time I had any respect for him as a musician.
18Slipstream, from your keyboard to God’s ears!
19Snowdrift Snookie is otherwise detached from reality so she would be available and of all the candidates out there she has experience losing the veep sweepstakes. Nugent can hang around the campaign in full camo and stalk interns.
20“huuge orange-haired assholes”
Sandridge that’s just gross, whether you’re talking about that grunting ape or that other grunting ape. (My apologies to all orangutans everywhere.)
21I believe the interview in The Rolling Stone was the source of much of my dislike of the Tedufus.
22Debbo, guessing it depends on your mix of ‘literal’ and ‘figurative’ interpretation of which kind. I’ll admit to not even thinking of the literal anterior one.
Cheeto Jesus tRump is ‘all of the above’.
And orangutans are cool, the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville kept some funny ones.
23So he’s still not allowed to talk?
24Oops, that was meant for the Clarence Thomas posting.
25JAKVirginia, one of my all-time favorite movie lines comes right after that: “I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!”
26The Nuge used to have to give it away for free — driving around Pontiac, MI in the back of a pick up with amps and guitar blasting. It’s also said that, despite his very public anti-drug messages, alongside a very private appreciation for underage girls, he also has or had a substantial love for large quantities of Bolivian Nose Powder.
27Two desperadoes on a wanted poster. Wanted? Nope. Just like dumbass dubya. Mother didn’t want him either.
28Y’all, it’s even better. That was Biker Weekend in Laconia. Hundreds and hundreds of bikers driving through, and THEY didn’t want to see ole’ Ted. Beautiful.
29Y’know, if I didn’t know a single thing about the Republicans, the fact that any of them would appear in public with this reeking chunk of detritus tells me everything I need to know.
30Water seeks its own level – along with the scum floating on top of it.