Ridin’ In My Car. Listening To My Radio.
Okay, I have a question.
You know how Aaron Schock got into all manner of trouble for decorating his office and buying himself some fancy pants stuff and spending his campaign funds to benefit himself?
Well, then how the fool tarnation can Louie Gohmert buy a car with his campaign funds?
with satellite radio —
And he bought it from one of his contributors.
I’m just asking how Louie gets to do that stuff. He also got a car phone, OnStar and a tanker of gas.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
It wasn’t the truck that bit Schmuck in the butt. It was his mileage claims: he was paid for 190,000 miles of travel. Oops, but when he sold the vehicle the odometer read 80,000 miles.
Schmuck was off by a mere 90,000 miles. We know Loopy Louie can do better.
1How dare you cast aspersions on his asparagus??!?!
2So, $29K for a Buick? What year? Unless he’s driving an out-of-warranty clunker, sounds like a reallllly great deal!
3Obviously Louie the Louse is valuable to The Masters and Schock (R-Downton Abbey) wasn’t.
4Is Louie tall enough to see over the steering wheel? I just picture his little legs dangling nowhere near the pedals.
5J.J, is the song on your car radio, “Your Cheatin’ Heart”?
6My guess is that nobody taught Schock the finer points of cheating, like how not get caught. Those old Repugs have it down to a science and don’t post all those incriminating pics on Facebook.
Louie cheatin’ his contributors: $29,214.99
Schock cheatin’ his mileage deduction for tax purposes: Priceless
For everything else, it’s best to use cash.
7Mr. Schock’s problem was probably linked to his personal photographer – who may have been more personal than photographer. Mr. Schock is no Lindsey Graham.
8A lot of service charges at Southside Bank. Overdrafts?
9The size of Louie’s insanity is overwhelmed by the size of his gall bladder. Once again Asparagus Louie has gasted my flabber.
10Now, I love asparagus and nobody can touch it. Louie’s, that’s another issue. Back to making four dozen chocolate cupcakes. Nine at night is the best time to go shopping unless everyone else failed to notice that you left the house.
11Yeah, 29k for a Buick? With all sorts of perks thrown in? I bet it was the demo model the dealer kept on site and it already has mileage on it. How could he use certain $$ to buy it? Well, it all depends on who the real owner is. Louie, personally, or some other whiskey tango foxtrot shell organization that erupted out of his campaign? Inquiring minds want to know!
12Two other things on that FEC filing bother me:
1. Louie needs a spell check. “delegation” is the way it’s spelled.
2. How do you gas up your car on 5/27… both in Dallas, Texas… and also in Alexandria, Virginia…. on the same day?
As far as the car …I think it was a demo, sold at way reduced price by the “dealer/contributor”.
JMO.
13Okay, I see the billing for the satellite radio option, but where is the bill for Louie’s child car seat?
14He may not be gay, he bought a Buick.
15Satellite radio because he spends time in outer space?
16But It’s OK If You’re A Republican!
17Only Louie “The Pride of Texas” Gohmert can go into a Chevy dealership and leave with a Buick.
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