Rick Perry’s Own Personal Swamp Doesn’t Have a Drain Plug
The guy responsible for the “new” Rick Perry with Clark Kent glasses and fewer mind-altering drugs, goes by the name of Jeff Miller. Miller was Perry’s political consultant on Perry Perry for President 2.0.
When Perry was named the head the Energy Department, everybody assumed that Miller would be his Chief of Staff. That did not happen.
Instead, Miller became a lobbyist making $240,000 in six months by lobbying … you guessed it, Rick Perry at the Energy Department. Not bad for a guy who lists his place of business as a post office box in Buda, Texas, and a website that isn’t.
So, it appears that the swamp is not drawing. It’s festering.
Thanks to SGray for the heads up.
They only drained the swamp enough to find the enough slime dwellers to fill Trumps appointments.
1Without a drain we can look forward to the swamp gas hovering like UFOs over the nighttime skies of the District of Columbia, with an eerie glow, a harbinger of next month’s appearance of our first Great Orange Halloween President.
2Hmmm. I thought there were some pretty tough rules and regs about who can lobby who and where and when. I guess this just does not bother anyone in this administration. After all, they have been forgiven before they even sin.
3But… but her emails!!!!
Sorry. Seems to be the go-to response these days when questioning this admin’s motives. Where can I get me some Slime-B-Gone? Do I order online? Amazon?
4Slime b gone is out of stock. Everywhere. Clorox?
5Not to mention how much Trump is making from bookings at his hotels from people who want to suck up, and memberships (boosted by $100,000 when he got to the WH) in his golf clubs by people who want to see him. At least charity events at his facilities have nosedived, because some charity runners have some scruples… not a lot, or they wouldn’t have booked there in the first place.
He can’t even wait to make money off his presidency the way everyone else does, by selling his memoirs and lecture bookings after he leaves.
6Texas, whether you secede or not, please kindly recall all your Dee Cee peeps back to the Mother Ship. Thank you!
7Rhea –
8Trump can’t/won’t write a memoir. The only thing we can hope for is a blooper reel.
If he writes a memoir, will he include crayons?
9What’s the typical split down there in hole where Texas Republicans live. And how does one bottom feeder guarantee that other friend and associate bottom feeders don’t run off with the money. Oh wait, the answer came to me. It’s the swirl of incriminating evidence they exist on, the same way that the rest of us share the air we breathe.
10They drained the swamp just enough to make room for the toxic waste.
11At the point, DC is pretty much a Superfund site.
Oh, he’ll have a memoir. He’ll have a copy with all the gushy things about him circled (by someone else) so he can read them over and over.
12Definitely a memoir because $$$! Of course Orange Whore won’t write it, but he’ll put his name on it —– in gold letters of course.
13Can you imagine the dump on a lecture tour???
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