February 24, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches
Richard Linklater, award winning movie director, has posted an ad standing against Dan Patrick and his Merry Band of Tightasses (sorry Momma). It is a must see.
Piss Pass it on.
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I like it! For some reason It reminded me of an old joke I heard many years ago. A young man got a job with a health insurance company and his first job was to collect urine specimens from all the employees of a new company customer. When he went back to the office with all the specimens in a large jug, his boss was a tad unset. The young man’s answer was, “Well, you told me it was for a group policy.”
1Ahhhhh, that’s beautiful! I love it. Quirky, smartassy, catchy, unabashed, brave. Oh yeah. It’s really good. Gooooo Texans!
2very good. funny, but bluntly to the point. I like the one guy (older, white guy) saying, “we damn sure ain’t gonna be like NC!”. supposedly, republicans are fiscal conservatives, the example of millions of dollars in lost business that NC has suffered, as the result of its idiot law, appears to be lost on these maroons.
3There’s an app for that: PeePal.
4What is Dan Patrick’s problem with normal every day facts? If his intent is to curry favor with Orange Foolius, he might want to back off the pee ‘issue.’ What’s a normal function to most of us is hair dye to Donnie.
5Jane & PKM: Ain’t it the truth?! These people are obsessed with everybody’s nether regions and certain bodily functions! And I find it curious how they relate peeing to sex. Most people don’t put the two together. (Right, Donnie?!)
Although… I am reminded of a weird statement from a friend in college: Her:They say (it’s always “they”) a good bowel movement gives you they same feelings as a good orgasm! (Silence.) Me: Well, either you’ve had some great dumps or some lousy orgasms!
6JAKvirginia, the expression may seem trivial, but seriously those people need to “get a life.” They’ve turned their panty ‘sniffing’ into some bizarre fantasy world of huffing. Less sniffing and more thinking would definitely improve their quality of life.
Go to a baseball or a basketball game, and it is not the transgender folks crashing the men’s room. Due to line lengths many ladies opt for the men’s room. Haven’t peed on my shoes yet, when that happens.
What do these ‘fiscal conservatives’ plan next? Birth certificate pee cards to access public restrooms? They fail to think on how their obsession affects children. Since President Obama offered guidance on how to administer Title IX, there has not been one reported incident of kids unable to accept peeing where one is most comfortable.
Unisex bathrooms in our schools? I don’t think Americans are sufficiently mature enough for that yet. Not because of transgender teens, gay or lesbian teens, but because of horny heterosexual boy teens. I know of what I speak there – I was one.
At the risk of repeating myself, and I intend to do so often in support of the 14th Amendment, discriminating against transgender teens is an unacceptable level of bullying for which even snacilbupeR politicians should be ashamed.
7Well made!
8Good One! And good luck to Texas stopping those pusillanimous peckercheckers Pareick and Abbott.
9Don’t you know that their version of god (nasty old man in nightshirt pointing finger at ‘sinners’) has told them to check all pee provided by all children in all jurisdictions. Then specially trained republican will sniff the pee and determine whether it was voided by a straight, gay, transgender etc.
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