Rhode Island? You’re Screwing With Me.
This story belongs in Texas or Florida but they want me to believe it happened in Rhode Island.
A 50-year-old Rhode Island man is charged with shooting corncobs at his neighbor’s home.
The Westerly Sun reports that Jeffrey Osella of Westerly was arrested Tuesday night. Police say he answered his door shirtless and had corn kernels stuck to his chest.
Not surprisingly, the story says the man and his neighbor did not get along.
He used a PVC pipe to build a potato cannon but must have been fresh outta potatoes. So he used corn.
He’s free on bond after being charged with disorderly conduct. And corn littering.
I think the corn kernels stuck to his bare chest may have been the highlight of my day.