Okay, so there’s this dope out in Arizona, surprise!, named  Russell Pearce who wrote all the state’s hateful immigration laws. He’s running for re-election.

On the other side of town, there’s a group called The Tequila Party, that was formed to counter The Tea Party.

Mix those two things together, add some taco cravings, and you have one of the coolest political stories this year.

Tacoless Russell

It seems that Russell Pearce wanted to throw himself a fundraiser.  In a damn Mexican restaurant.  You open the dictionary to the word gall, and this falls out on the floor.

Tequila Party co-president DeeDee Garcia Blase got wind of Pearce’s fundraiser and planned a protest of the first Mexican restaurant where Pearce had planned his event. The restaurant quickly cancelled the booking. So he tried again at another Mexican restaurant.

And, that didn’t work either because DeeDee got wind of it, even though Pearce reserved the restaurant under another name, and she called the owner.  Pearce got kicked outta there, too.

Hey, there’s a hot dog vendor somewhere, I am sure, who would host the fundraiser.

Thanks to Deb for the heads-up.