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Sometimes you have to look stuff up because it’s just too funny to be true.

The owner of an Ohio strip club and some of his dancers have been protesting at a church that has done the same to them for four years. Women in bikinis sat in camp chairs Sunday outside the New Beginnings Ministries church in Warsaw, about 60 miles northeast of Columbus.

Tommy George owns the Foxhole strip club in nearby Newcastle. He says he and his employees decided to start coming to the church because they were fed up.

George says the church’s pastor, Bill Dunfee, and his congregation have bothered the club’s weekend patrons. He says they come armed with bullhorns, signs and video cameras for posting customers’ license plate numbers online.

“I bet attendance at the church was waaaay up,” Juanita says.  “Because it seems that Rev. Bill and his congregation have way too much times on their hands since they appear to be opposed to everything.”

“I must have attended the wrong Vacation Bible School,” Juanita admits, “because I am embarrassed to admit that I did not know that Jesus didn’t believe in evolution.”

“Plus, I didn’t even know that Jesus was all into shame, with bullhorns even.  Somebody alert the Belles of Heaven Republican Womens Club!”