Please meet Kansas Senate Majority Leader Gene Suellentrop.  He’s a Republican.  He’s very much pro-life, except if you want to get drunk and mow people over.

Suellentrop was arrested at 4:00 a.m. yesterday driving around the capitol in Kansas. He’s accused of “driving under the influence, attempting to flee or evade a law enforcement officer, speeding and improperly crossing a divided highway.”

I love that, he sees flashing lights and immediately turns into every cheap movie car chase you’ve ever seen.

When it was time to line up for bail setting …

Shawnee County Judge Penny Moylan said she did not find probable cause to support Suellentrop’s arrest because of “failure to include pertinent information” in the arrest report.

That means the cop left off a zip code or something equally heinous.

I just wanna say, if he’d have been black, he’d be dead.