Republicans: The party of Apology, Part Two
“I understand that the Republican Party needs a couple gallons of smart juice, but I think the Democrats drank it all,” Juanita suspects. “Lookie here at this ad.”
“It looks like Old Whore Joe Barton gave Democrats the boost they needed. Let’s strip him nakkid and dump his wrinkly old butt in the Gulf of Mexico with a can of hairspray, a bottle of Diet Pepsi, two ball point pens, and an inflatable lifeboat with a slow leak. He can McGiver his way home,” Juanita grins.