Republicans Have To Look Up To See Bottom
Oh no. I just snorted all over my computer screen.
Fox News Anchor Bill Hemmer asks Trump National Press Secretary Hogan Gidley if the president feels emasculated from "the social media crackdown." pic.twitter.com/lIirtRXWhN
— The Recount (@therecount) January 11, 2021
He said that. He really said that. I looked it up other places just to be sure he wasn’t misquoted or something.
Or, maybe he doesn’t know what masculine means.
Or maybe he’s drunk or lost.
Or maybe WTF.
Paging Stormy Daniels for clarification.
1Just saw Jim Acosta say live on the air that “he’s (f**king trump) being full of crap”. Brianna Keilar never missed a beat. ‘Technical term, Jim Acosta from the White House”.
2It’s that kinda day.
Gelded, neutered, spayed, castrated, fixed, et al.
Fate succumbs many a species: one alone jeopardises itself.
~ W. H. Auden
3America needs Joni Ernst and her “special” experience at the White House. Joni help America out.
4He must have misunderstood and meant masticated. Because it does appear Trump’s chewed on more food than any other President in history.
5Masculine? Remember how f**king trump led the charge on the Capitol?
6https://youtu.be/BZwuTo7zKM8
Yeah, kinda like that.
Is it the same as a lack of testicular fortitude? Neither Rump nor the Republicans had any.
7Hey, Hogan is an expert on being an emasculated male.
8Lotsa of low hanging fruit in the news cycle for a January.
9Rick, not more than Taft.
I looked up some of the manly activities of former presidents:
Washington was regarded as the finest horseman in the colonies.
Jackson fought several duels, and fought a British soldier armed with a sword with his bare hands as a boy.
Lincoln engaged in the sport of frontier wrestling
Hays was in several tough Civil War battles, was shot in the arm, had it bound up and continued to lead his regiment
Garfield fought at Shiloh and made a legendary ride over Missionary Ridge to gather intelligence at Chickamauga
TR led a charge uphill in Cuba
Kennedy swam through the ocean for hours pulling a wounded shipmate
GHW Bush piloted an Avenger in aerial combat against the Japanese
10OK…..the facts (and I know how badly they HATE facts)
111. Born and raised in Arkansas
2. Degree in Broadcast Journalism from University of Mississippi
3. Work history is all campaign or political to include Huckabee, Santorum, Liddy Dole, SC Republican Party, and a couple of in-state republican candidates. Can’t get a good job and can’t keep shitty ones.
4. I’m just wondering if he wears onesie Jammies with his boyfriend “Most Masculine Cheeze Man” picture on them. Are they pee stained (america wants to know)
https://www.google.com/search?q=godfather+masculine+child+gif&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS889US889&sxsrf=ALeKk00SIW3fASO-OX9Uw7O0rrgfbymzeQ:1610483141726&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=h5mcNFvljV_MFM%252CGhKaiHPWtQxHQM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kTj9UZPrq0qMrZTpxmUre5g-T3HyA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwis2tCcnZfuAhUGWN8KHfSiCCoQ9QF6BAgIEAE#imgrc=h5mcNFvljV_MFM
It’s Okay to click this – Juanita
12Tom Nichols dealt with this in The Atlantic in May: Donald trump, most unmanly President: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/05/donald-trump-the-most-unmanly-president/612031/
13Setting aside the definitional differences between emasculated and masculine, when I see a doughy guy in slouchy suits wearing a clown length tie, lifts in his shoes, heavy stage makeup and 3 1/2 cans of hairspray on his weird hair weave, kind of the LAST word that comes to mind is…masculine.
14More of masculinity:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/capitol-riot-zip-tie-guy-men-trump-masculinity/2021/01/12/486a516e-5447-11eb-a08b-f1381ef3d207_story.html
15Says the real life doppelganger of Alfred E. Neuman.
16John Tyler had fifteen children, the youngest born when he was 70.
17“Does Trump feel emasculated?” Does anyone care if he does or doesn’t feel that or anything else? You know that T-shirt still being worn by some right-wingers? I wish I had one now. I’d paint “Hey Trump” at the top and let the slogan speak for itself. (If you don’t know which T-shirt I’m talking about, you can still find pictures here and there online.)
There are more important things going on than whether or not Trump feels emasculated.
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