There is no group on the planet who discusses s-e-x more than Republican women.  Mostly, they are opposed to it.  Which, of course, is perfectly understandable having met Republican men.

I meet with Democratic women almost every day and we never talk about s-e-x.  We don’t talk about quantum physics  either, but, like sex, it’s kinda what keeps us from flying off the planet.

Anyway, Republican women yabber about it all the damn time.  And they need to shuddup because the more they yabber, the more Republican men get caught doing something they shouldn’t oughtta.

It’s a  sheriff from Colorado this time.

A winner of Sheriff of the Year has been sentenced to 30 days in the US jail that bears his name after he pleaded guilty to trading drugs for sex with male prostitutes.

Retired sheriff of Arapahoe County, Colorado, Patrick Sullivan, 69, was taken into custody on Tuesday after pleading guilty in court to felony drug possession and solicitation of a prostitute, the state’s attorney general’s office said in a statement.

And, yes, he’s a law and order Republican.

Please, somebody give this man $50 and directions to a gay strip joint.

Now I’m not saying that Democratic men are perfect, but at least when they get caught it’s with a willing partner and the only drugs involved is the mesmerizing whiff of Aqua Velva.

Thanks to June for the heads-up.