I would like to introduce y’all to Heather McGill, wife of Aladamnbama State Senator Shadrack McGill.

Shadrack is no stranger to oddness.  For example, he believes that giving teachers a pay raise will only violate a biblical principle.

“If you double a teacher’s pay scale, you’ll attract people who aren’t called to teach … and these teachers that are called to teach, regardless of the pay scale, they would teach. It’s just in them to do. It’s the ability that God give ’em.”

Obviously his teachers weren’t paid enough.

Heather McGill, Bibles and Bump-Its.

But now, things have turned ugly and his wife, Heather, has done her biblical duty.

Heather claims that stripper women are inviting her husband to “explore” on Facebook and sometimes strippers show up at his office and even at their home.

Heather, who is joyfully yet painfully unaware of how Facebook works, posted on her husband’s Facebook page that she ain’t putting up with this crapola.

She took to Facebook to lecture them on wifely duties.  In says, in part for you people who ain’t on Facebook …

I am very blessed to be the wife of a God fearing, hard working, ministry minded, loving father and husband and it is not just my right but my duty to lovingly serve him by protecting him! I have been silent for long enough!! NO MORE! Multiple times since being in office he has gotten emails from women (who may not even be real) inviting him to explore, also sending pictures of themselves. NO MORE!!!

And then she gets to the real Jesus-loving part.

I boldly stand before you today and declare that I will stand beside my husband, support him, love him, and protect him at ALL cost!!!! Those of you who know who you are consider yourself warned!

Y’all, as entertaining as this all is, I do think someone ought to tell her what spam is and that whoever is sending strippers to her house is a damn funny person.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.