February 06, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Sorry, but I’m not watching. (Why would I? I’m never gonna vote for any of these clowns.) Instead, I’m spending Saturday Night in the Big City listening to “Hot Jazz Saturday Night” on my local NPR station. Oh, and there are crossword puzzles to do, too.
1Again? I’m going to listen to a classical music concert by some professional musicians. Hope I don’t miss anything “important”.
2The entertaining part has been Christie ripping into Rubio. Kasich is the adult in the room. Everyone’s detestation of Oozy Croozy is palpable.
They’re repeating the same old pandering crapola masquerading as “policy.” Nobody is giving little chubby cheeked Marco a pass on anything, including the moderators. This is not going well for the cutie. I think Christie is doing better. tRump and Jeb! are nonetities.
tRump just said he is going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with “something wonderful.” I’m entirely comforted by those reassuring, comforting, and remarkably wise words.
3Jezebel has a story giving each candidate, including Democrats, a Lord of the Rings character. It’s a fun read.
http://goo.gl/BMNtnR
4Well, Debbo here’s one that I found really interesting re: Who you would want with you in a bar fight
5http://bitterempire.com/presidential-candidates-ranked-usefulness-bar-fight/
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEEEE! ! ! ! !
And I’m out of hard likker too…
(Hadn’t watched more than 2 minutes of one or two of the previous crapfests, this is nonstop EXCRUuuuZIATING bombastic bullsh!t drivel! Of and for braindead cretins.)
6I was all ready to make some snotty and I hope witty remark when I got sidetracked by that “bar fight” article and lost it to the image of Hillary Clinton swinging a bicycle chain over her head while side-kicking a guy into the jukebox….
7You must be joking!?
It’s Saturday night, and the choice is Michael Burman (KCSM- he’s on the the best radio station on the Net) or repetitious, repugnant republican crap?
Life is too short, and there is no time for vacuous morons. Music, esp. jazz music is the only consolation to fill the void of hominid cupidity.
8Headlines tell me that Trump and Cruz want to bring back waterboarding. So if (at least) one President committing warcrimes isn’t enough for you, you’ve got your choice here.
9Rhea, I’m sure “Mission Accomplished” Jeb? is fine with it too..see, if he wasn’t, and got elected, he’d have to indict his wonderful big brother for war crimes.
10Meanwhile, I was also at a classical concert, and am just catching up here rather than turn the damn hatefest on. After the marvelous Dem debate the other night, these guys are still trying out for Master of the Playground, I see. Such mature men.
I would suggest that anybody here the least bit interested in what the Rethugs are doing should just go over to Daily Kos for some 24 karat snark regarding the “debate.”
11I also want to bring back waterboarding, but only on Repub candidates. I’ll bet FOX would happily host it.
12Did y’all notice the body language and fancy footwork during the ending bit?
After T-Rump’s last (cheap)shot at detesTed Cruz in his conclusion, Donny $$’s carefully eyeballed Cruz’ whereabouts and artfully dodged him and mostly kept his back to him (caution there, Donald, Cruz prolly carries a switchblade knife) while handshaking everyone else.
It was very interesting to watch (doesn’t everybody learn those tapdance tactics from co. meetings and such?).
DetesTed did seem to be left alone more than the rest, Marco is that smarmy corporate brownnoser git we all know, Jiosey Whale and Kasich the hyper-active gladhanders, Carson seemed to quickly scoot/slither outta there, Jeb!! just faded away I think. Snarly would have livened it up (jes’ joking…).
What a crapfest. But plenty of clues and outright assertions that we are all focked, focked, focked if one of them carries Nov 8. Scary bit is ~40% of ‘Muricans lap this coprolite up and bleat for more in their bowls.
13Sandridge, Churchill is supposed to have said that the best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
And, as George Carlin said, “Think how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that!”
And, in my experience, the stupidity of a group of people is roughly equal to the IQ of the stupidest person in the group divided by the number of people in the group….
14I don’t know if I am the first to discuss the possibility that
Cruz might consider using as a campaign slogan:
OtherDirecTed 2016.
Then again, ANY of those wackjobs could use it.
15Oh, dear! (Clutching pearls.) It’s 1:25 am in DeeCee so I must have missed it all. (Yes… I know FOX is loop replaying it… shut up!) Guess I’ll just read my book and go (yawn) to sleep. G’night.
16Did not bother to watch….here is what happened….rePUKEians open mouth, bile, bigotry, hate, and stupid pored out and smelled the place up!!
17Well … Scott Walker is passing something to make it OK to carry concealed switchblades. Or maybe he is okaying open carry for switchblades. Whatever that cross-eyed asshat is doing, it will be OK to do it in Walker’s Wisconsin.
I didn’t watch the debate … but I usually see what the MSNBC talking heads have to say about them before I go to bed!!
18At one point the audience booed Trump. Can’t wait for his Twitter tantrump.
19I read H. P. Lovecraft instead. At least his “monsters” are friendly to some humans! More than you can say for the R crowd.
20Chris Matthews on Meet the Press this morn made some comment about a character out of the movie Blade Runner, in comparison to something in the debate that I ignored.
Now, if anyone could replace Rutger Hauer as Roy, surely Chris Mathews is the replicant to do it. Not even an debate here.
21We saw a little. Enough to see Water Boy scripTED and ChrisTIED. The other snacilbupeR didn’t stop at firing warning shots across Marco’s bow. They sank his boat.
22Yuck! The Rethugs are having way to many debates. The Dems are having too few and need to have more.
23https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hDsWXjvst40/VrdYVJtQrPI/AAAAAAAAQdo/hz6bOHRNBkg/s400/cartoon07-lk020316_color.jpg
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24They are having more, Maggie.
25Pepper, how can you tell the difference between a GOP debate and the works of HP Lovecraft?
No, that isn’t a riddle. I’m asking.
(Amusing trivia: Paul Theroux, on one of the long train rides he writes about, was reading a biography entitled “Lovecraft.” Few people would talk with him. They all thought it was a sex manual.)
26That trainwreck at the beginning will never not be funny. I’ve watched it about ten times now and I laugh every time.
When JEB! is the one who looks like he knows what’s going on, you know you’re in deep trouble.
27Pepper, Lovecraft’s monsters are far better looking than Repub politicians. Also, less slimy.
Not to mention better at governing.
28I had my fill just watching clips of Carson falling asleep in the corridor when they called his name …he’s THAT boring.
29It was soooo funny when Mental Ben couldn’t figure out that when his name was announced he should walk out, like the people before him, like he’d been told repeatedly in the green room.
He did manage to whine about a lack of attention in the debate. I suggest he goes back home and communes t with his Jesus picture.
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