Reminder! Pete Olson: Not Gay
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Now I know there are people who think that Republican Congressman Pete Olson, who also happens to be my own personal congressman, is gay.
He is not.
He is not gay. Not. Gay.
There are people who think that a straight man wouldn’t constantly be putting 20 year old pictures of himself in a little sailor suit on everything he mails to his constituents. Those people do not know Pete Olson, a man who is, incidentally, not gay.
Did I mention that Pete Olson is many things, but none of them are gay?
Then there’s a whole ‘nother group of people who don’t think a straight man would love this picture of his opponent. They believe that phallic is as phallic does. Those people are not right. Not right. At all.
I’ve even heard of people who think that Pete’s adoration of Phil Gramm might indicate something other than just two not-gay guys who hang out together, at least one of whom has creepy bank dealings. Not true. Well, the creepy bank dealings part is true but not the, you know, gay part.
And how do we know that Pete Olson is not gay?
Easy.
Nobody obsesses on gay people more than Pete Olson. But, and you need to write this down somewhere, he’s not gay. Nope.