Suspected Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney already has the White House up for sale.  Well, not literally, but to be honest the last thing that man needs is another house.  He’s just selling tickets to get in.

Former Governor Mitt Romney is already offering top donors access to a special “Presidential Inaugural retreat,” planned on the assumption that he will be elected president this November.

The offer, in a fundraising email circulated by a top Georgia supporter to fellow Republicans and obtained by BuzzFeed, is one of several goodies offered to those who contribute more than $50,000 to the joint fundraising committee known as “Romney Victory,” a program whose outlines were first reported by POLITICO.

Well hell, the “Presidential inaugural retreat” is probably semi-close to right.  I imagine retreating is pretty much on the Republican agenda on inaugural day.

The guy is selling access nine months before the voting.  So, I’ve decided to sell pictures of myself as the Queen of Oregon.  And it could happen.  If I lived in Oregon.  And could get elected Queen.

And, face it, Romney needs the bucks.

He’s starting to look more like Richie Rich every day.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.