Remember This Guy?
Remember Sheriff David Clarke, the guy who resigned as the sheriff in Milwaukee County to join the Trump administration as assistant secretary of Homeland Security.
Then it came out that he plagiarized his master’s thesis, so he couldn’t get approval. Now that he stopped plagiarizing, he has become a twitter sensation.
Like this:
I really don’t know where to start. First off, it’s “couldn’t care less.” Could care less mean that he … well, he cares and he could do it less if he set his mind to it.
Second off, I do not know what your average Triple Crown winner thinks about leftist identity politics. For all I know, they could be strongly in favor it. I would need to see more evidence of Sheriff Clarke’s claim before I could pass judgment about a horse’s stand on political science. They are notoriously closed mouthed about their philosophical standing. However, I do know what a horse’s butt thinks about Donald Trump and if I forget, I can always call Clarke to remind myself.
Plus, there’s one other thing – George Soros is an owner in Justify. So, if Trump wants to invite Justify, I suspect Soros would come along. That would make sorting out the winners much easier.
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
I can’t find it, but someone tweeted that Justify declined, saying “If I wanted to look at a horse’s ass, I would have finished second.”
1Another Twitter person commented on this yesterday, saying that if Justify wanted to see a horse’s ass, he would have come in 2nd. Sadly, I cannot attribute this comment at this time; it was hubby reporting to me from his account. Loved it.
2Ha! Great factoid about Soros being part owner, J.J.
3Dump might have to have another patriotic party, when Justify
turns him down too. Will he have learned the words to The national Anthem by then? Extremely doubtful.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps him from betting on people.
WC Fields
4Justify is also bred by Canadians.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/justify-triple-crown-winner-john-gunther-triple-crown-reaction-1.4699915
5No identity politics in this cluck’s employ of the term “leftist”, none whatsoever.
6A winner, like Trump?
If you want to bring a horse to the White House on par with Trump, Mr. Ed would make a more appropriate choice.
Mr. Ed however, was a far more eloquent speaker, using verbs and nouns in full sentences.
7I think there’s more than enough horse**** on the WH grounds already. But good going, Justify!
8That tweet supposedly from Justify is all over the world now–didn’t take long for it to go viral. Justify has better breeding than Trump, better conformation, a better hair coat (that mane, though kept relatively short for practical reasons, would clearly grow longer and more luxurious if allowed), and better manners.
9If he did visit we would at least see a load of horse manure on the carpet instead of just having to hear the rhetorical horses–t that eminates from this depoiled structure being spouted in an unending stream from demented donnie.
10Something to be said for physical manifistation of rhetorical tripe.
Trump’s probably afraid of horses, too.
11I heard that Justify didn’t want to go to the White House. If he wanted to see a horse’s ass, he would have come in second.
12Yes, Justify tweeted that he would not go to the WhiteHouse.
If he had wanted to see a Horses Ass he would have come in second!:)
13K says,
You do not know how funny your post was.
John Boehner actually had a load of horse manure dumped at his Campaign Quarters a few years ago.
14I want to know why FEMA, who paid for his failed degree, has not requested he refund the taxpayers. In addition, his municipality paid his salary while he was in school it too should be reimbursed.
15Justify couldn’t crap on the White House any more than Drumpf himself has already done.
16Chloe Bear, all good questions, to which I would add another – why his murderous butt isn’t under felony indictment. Nevermind. It’s Wisconsin where Scott the Dimwitted Walker is Gub, while Jefferson Useless Sessions is US AG. The snacilbupeR being the party of “law & order” is as ironic as their claims to be fiscal conservatives.
Dubya asked: “are our children learning.” Obviously not those children who have been voting since 1980.
17fry1laurie, Justify cannot recycle enough oats and feed in a year to equal what Dotard45 tweets in an average day before 5am ET.
Oh my. That could be the secret to Donnie; he thinks extra terrestrial, not eastern time.
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