Remember Loneytoons? They’re Baaaaack!
While you have been vacationing this summer and enjoying the beach, dastardly forces have been at work to bring evil to a computer screen near you.
Oh yeah, Ron Paul has his own teevee channel.
Could we possibly get any luckier?
The good news is that it’s only on the internet machine and – of course – he’s charging money to see it because what’s more important than “truth”? Money. Which he will immediately convert into gold and store in his bunker with his three year supply of food, his third world dictator arsenal, and his autographed copy of Atlas Shrugged.
Thanks to Marge for the heads up.
My attitude about those people who want to hide in their bunkers is this:
1Wait until they are all inside and then padlock the exits from the outside.
“Turn on the truth” has a double entendre – it can also mean “attack the truth” – which is probably a more accurate reading in this instance. Consider this sentence: “After being betrayed by the Republican Party’s campaign to destroy Social Security, many senior citizens that formerly voted for Republicans have turned on them and plan to vote for Democrats.”
2He expects people to PAY to watch him? I think I’ll go get another cup of coffee. I know I inflicted this on you but I really didn’t LOOK at it, if you know what I mean. Back to work on the GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL. If you want to watch for it, the latest title I’m considering is THE SECRET BUZZARD CLUB OF CHERT, TEXAS, POP. 333. No, it’s not a grown-up novel. No blushing involved. And there is no Chert, Texas except inside my head, which imagines it out west along I-20 where the wind blows and the police force is old ladies with shotguns behind lace curtains.
3But money is truth. Money is also free speech.
For people like Paul, money is everything.
4Me? I am just waiting for Marge’s book to come out. Sounded far more interesting than what Ron Paul has going on.
5Hey, Marge … I’m not big on Westerns, but just the title of your up-coming novel made me chuckle … the OLPD [Old Ladies Police Dept.] is sure to be a winner!!
Let us know when it goes to press and is at our local bookstores or will you be selling it on-line?
6I’m investing in Marge’s book. There has to be more truth and amusement in that novel than anything Ron Paul could come up with.
7Mike, forget the padlock! What works best is quick setting cement!
8Sorry – I have no idea what his TV station is about – after I followed his first instruction, it was gone.
9Is it the same as the Dog TV channel I just got a free trial of?
10s/ “Atlas” to my friend Aqua Buddha.
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