Remember Janet Reno and Her United Nations Black Helicopters? They’re Baaaaaack.
Thank Sweet Jesus that it wasn’t Texas.
President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as “Delphi” to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That’s according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.
What until Mississippi finds out it wasn’t invited to the screening.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
You mean Our President wasted all this time trying to work with recalcitrant, obstructionist Republicans when he could have just zapped them with his Magic (communist, fascist, Nazi, etc. etc. etc.) Negro (TM) powers?!?!? Dayum!! Just Dayum!!!!!!
1“A Final Letter…”
http://samuel-warde.com/2012/11/a-final-letter-to-mitt-romney/
2I’m glad they didn’t find out about the space aliens who gave us the technology for Delphi. Our reptilian overlords would not be pleased.
3Delphi was (is?) an Integrated Development Environment for the Pascal programming language. I never knew about its coercive capabilities.
4Look at the slide on the link comparing Obama to Stalin and Mao. One of the points under Obama is that he wants to “Expand markets for agriculture”.
Do conservatives hate Obama so much that now they think expanding markets is a bad thing?
And wasn’t Clinton going to use the UN to do whatever it is they keep freaking out about? If your predictions don’t come true, maybe it’s time to question your world view.
In all seriousness: What is wrong with these people?
5Well, I hope Obama uses Delphi to round up all the people signing the secession petitions, relocate them to Georgia, and then boot that state out of the union. (Of course, anyone from Georgia not wanting to secede will also be relocated to any other state of their choosing.)
6What is the matter with those people? How do they even think these things up? As much as I disagreed with everything GWB did and stood for, I don’t think I ever thought up anything like this.
7Thank you, Dennis, for that “final letter.” It is now bookmarked for future reference.
8Oh I miss the days when we kept our Ignernt folks on the front porch with a glass of sweet tea in their hands and ever one came to visit and said “Bless their hearts.”Now we put them in power and let them control the discourse….
9I am so confused. Am I going to be forced to move into the city? I thought I was going to a FEMA concentration camp. Is it in the city? Where do I have to go?
10@Cheryl – you need to adjust the antenna on your Delphi Tin Foil Hat so it tunes in to the relocation instruction channel. You probably still have too many channels and messages getting through.
11I guess the reason Delphi mind control doesn’t work on top GOP Republican lawmakers is because they don’t have minds.
12At least now I know what’s wrong with me. Oh well. Too late to change my vote.
13Don’t forget the FEMA camps and the confiscation of all weapons. Quick buy stock in Alcan aluminum 🙂
14Here’s a roundup off all (?) of the Obama Conspiracy Theories:
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/10/chart-obama-conspiracy-theories
Lots to choose from, but possibly my favorite is the teenage trip to Mars for the CIA. We know because two self-described time travelers saw him there.
15I honestly thought that was an Onion story. Maybe they can get some psychiatric treatment thanks to Obamacare?
Also, four hours? That sounds more like a round of golf, or maybe a complete transformation from brunette to blonde, with lowlights, of course.
16Delphi, the car parts manufacturer that got assimilated by Bain Capital (where have I heard that name before…) and subsequently went bankrupt (where have I heard that tactic before and who does it benefit…). They made mind control devices too? No wonder my old GM car had so many Delphi parts attached to it!
17Weapons grade stupid in the comments about this story in the Marietta Daily Journal (Rogers’ hometown rag). The comments give me hope for Texas.
18Dennis, thank you so much, truly from the bottom of my heart. I will read that over and over again, because it’s exactly how I feel. I really didn’t vote against anyone. But I know who and what I voted FOR. The nuts can continue to perform post-mortems, mourn to their hearts’ content, and dream up all the conspiracies they wish.
Meantime, Haley Barber suggests a proctology exam for the GOP. Good idea, but too late for 2012 and probably for many years after that.
19JJ: Thank you for this post leading me to discover BetterGeorgia & ProgressNow!!
Dennis: Thank you so much for Sara’s letter – read more on her Bucking Jenny in WYO blog. I grew up in Nebraska so I KNOW what Sara is up against. I lived my adult life in Iowa, which used to be much more sane before ‘crazies’ got a foothold. I also voted FOR the president, but the GOP made that choice SO easy-peasy!
glf: Please don’t send any more crazies to Georgia! I live here now & find it really difficult enough.
20Coming here to JJ helps me keep my sanity & sense of humor. But due to Roxie I ck’d out the Marietta Daily Journal & read the MDJ’s editorial today entitled “Rice nomination would be a silver lining” – about the president’s press conference on Wed. Well, I must confess, couldn’t help myself – posted a comment not only encouraging people to watch it themselves on YouTube, but to keep politics away from their family gatherings over the holidays, too. I’ll bet it won’t pass “editorial approval” to be displayed. [www.mdjonline.com]
21Okay… another confession… MDJ’s “editors” posted a comment lauding the editorial & I just couldn’t help but post a reply to it. Sure hope people here will do the same so they “get it” from a whole lot more educated folks. Arrrggghhhh….
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