I dunno, maybe it’s just me.

But, it seems there is a strange coordination between Republicans obsessing on sparkin’ and then one of their men getting caught with their pants around their ankles and God only knows what’s in the room gaining their attention.

Take, for example, the latest “Let’s Talk About S-E-X and How Bad It Is / Oops” event.

One of Maryland’s top politicians used his security detail to set up weekly sexual encounters with a subordinate in Annapolis parking lots, to maintain dossiers on political opponents and to make sure his two lovers never ran into each other, according to an indictment released Friday.

One of the highest ranking Maryland elected officials, Anne Arundel County Executive John R. Leopold, ain’t exactly the Robert Redford of politics.  Girlfriends, when you look at this guy does hunka hunka burnin’ love come to mind?  I’m betting no.  Okay, that’s not true.  I’m betting oh dear God no.

But, Good Lord, it took a whole police force to keep his honeys apart.  Now, what was it Rush was saying about taxpayers paying people to have sex?

You’d think they’d learn to shuddup about kanoodlin’.  But, you’d think wrong.  I guess they have to talk about it so much to get warmed up for doing it.  Hey, whatever puts the tassel on your cap is fine with me, but please don’t make me (1) pay for it, (2) have to look at you and think about it, and (3) have you tell me I’m doing it wrong.

Deal?

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen, who only dances in the parking lot, for the heads-up.