I am so happy to be a member of a party where the highest qualification for office isn’t “I won’t embarrass you.”

Thank you, Chris Christi and Marco Rubio, for letting me add another to my list. Christi’s closing argument in Iowa?

“We need a commander in chief who will make us proud of the vote we made,” said Christie. “Who will not embarrass us.”

Yeah, well, we also need one who won’t shut down bridges just to get even in a political fight. When I die, if the first words I hear are, “Ma’am, you are stuck on a bridge on carpool day with five hungry, tired, thirsty second graders who constantly need to go to the bathroom,” I will know I didn’t make it to heaven.

If “what do you want me to do, go get a mop?” is a reasonable answer, the question was probably not phrased with enough cuss words.

And Rubio is also emphasizing that he won’t embarrass us. Four words: too late – those boots.