Really, Sarah?
Really? You really mean this?
President Obama’s “potency?” Really?
Obama — the perception of him and his potency across the world — is one of such weakness,” Palin said. “Lookit, people are lookin’ at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates.
Potency? Really?
Yeah, I just loved it when Bush and Putin killed Osama bin Laden. Did they do it with their shirts off?
And Sarah, your new hairdo is just creepy.
Lordy, she is sliding into the sunset time of word saladness just like an old auntie of mine did — in her nineties! Mebbe the Dogsled Diva just ages faster than any of the rest of us.
1Sniffed too much moose poop last decade, huh, Sarah?
2bloviate
1.To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner
Uh, that would actually be Sarah, not the president.
3Thank you John McCain, for unleashing this Hound from Hell. Will we never be rid of her?
I keep a list of names I have heard for SP: Dogsled Diva will go right on the list pronto! (Caribou Barbie is a good one, and Tundra Queen, Bible Spice and now Dogsled Diva– thank you so much!)
4Sounds like Ms. Alaska has the hots for Vladimir. Maybe she’ll do us all a favor and jump off her back porch, where she can see Russia, hitch up her dogsled and run on over. Nothing like borscht to stimulate one’s potency. They can bloviate at each other ’til the bears come home.
5I believe the Klondike Kardashian has truly jumped the shark this time. She’s gonna be the big speaker closing the CPAC conference this week. I also believe that crowd deserves her.
6Don’t you think the hair is made of extensions? Looks like it to me. Even her hair is false.
7She’s been making these sexually suggestive and racist remarks about President Obama since shortly after she quit her job. “Cojones”, “limp”, “impotent”, and ““If he doesn’t have a ‘big stick to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one’ ”.
These strange remarks attracted the attention of PoliticalGates in 2011, bloggers who’ve been studying the Palin Myth since 2009: http://politicalgates.blogspot.com/2011/06/sarah-palin-sp-sexual-pathology.html
8Sadly Snowdrift Snooki probably isn’t being treated so nice at home in the love department by Todd. I believed the kid when he said Todd slept in a chair. I hope with the influx of grifting monies he has got his own room now. All those sexually suggestive words are just about poor Sarah not getting noticed by the President. So I kinda think she’s going to be frustrated for a looooooooooong time.
That, and she’s crazier than a Betsy bug.
Watch her pole dance at the end of CPAC on Saturday. I won’t ’cause she gives me gas and makes me want to save the animal on her head.
9I wonder if she can see Crimea from her back porch.
10The obvious solution is for Sarah to emigrate to Russia.
11My NJ Twitter buddy @OneLegSandpiper said “Todd Palin is now refusing to wear the bear costume… Says it makes him itchy.”
@Jeanne I mostly refer to her as $carah
12Hairdo? More like a wig hat.
13Why are we even giving her the gift of our time and our words. She doesn’t deserve the space.
14Jeanne, her initials, SP, were a natural for Sock Puppet.
15And by the way, anyone who has ever survived middle school and high school and all the cool kids can tell by her vocabulary that 1.) she never really evolved from that level and 2.) she is chronically envious of the rest of the world and totally, but t.o.t.a.l.l.y. insecure wherever she is.
16Since Alaskardashian is playing nice,let me just say,as a sorta healthy male, she put the STD back in STUD. Now all she needs is you.
17There’s also Mooselini
18Does hunting from a helicopter count the same a wrestling a bear?
In a potency contest, she scores zero.
19Yeah, poor little Sarah, in her own tiny mind she’s still all about the sexy, wink wink. Irony suggests that her bedroom temp is below the average winter low in Wasilla, which is probably why Todd sleeps in a chair.
20The one absolutely “unforgivable” (by just about everybody) thing that John McCain has done TO this country.
21Bloviator, as defined in the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bloviator
22Every time Tundra Tootsie shows up on my TV and bloviates out her a$$, I end up saying nasty words directed towards my TV and, seriously, my TV does not deserve so much disrespect from me!!
23Sarah, Vlad can see your house from Russia. He knows where you live. He’s just not that into you. Give it a rest, girl.
And, I know hot flashes are a pain, but, please, get that hormone supplement dosage adjusted.
I think I know why Levi ran away from this family. Mama Grizzly my generous glutes. He’s got a quite rational fear of cougars.
24You hang with the bears,you reap what you sow(as in female grizzly). Sow Snookie has a nice cachet to it,don’t you think?
25I caught a glimpse of Sarah the other day & was shocked. WTH happened to her? That… thing….. on her head…? What is that? Must be from the Donald Trump collection.
But seriously, she’s not looking too good. Either she’s aging quickly & badly or she’s ill (mentally or physically, IDK), but something doesn’t look right.
26Middle age does that to folks, esp. when they’re still trying to look 29. Poor baby. Remember when she used to cook all her own meals at home in Alaska? Maybe she needs to check out the kitchen again.
27**Rant Alert**
28Sarah has been a failure in her every endeavor. The aging, small-town, has-been cheerleader failed as a big-time politician because short skirts and big pom-poms weren’t sufficient attributes. She failed as an world-renowned author because she can’t write, and her fans can’t read. She failed as a political analyst because she just stuttered her way through a commentary on foreign policy by referring to potency, mom jeans, and bear wrestling — terms never before used in the history of political journalism. If she doesn’t find a plastic surgeon and a professional hair stylist soon, even Fox won’t want her. She needs to follow George W’s lead by retiring from public view and amusing herself by spending all the money she stole during her notoriety. Meh.
**End Rant**
Speaking of politics, have y’all noticed that these super duper rich guys are giving huge hunks of money to candidates on both sides and everything in between? I need y’all to tell a funny story or something before I think of all the stuff them rich guys are stealing from us.
29Oh, and the home rule school guys. Quick! Help help! ALEC and those guys are trying to get rid of public education. I’m going to go read a dumb novel.
30Like this bimbo knows the words “equivocate” and “bloviate”? Remember, she is a self-confessed non-reader.
31@Marge Wood,
My middle age travels didn’t go too bad but I didn’t want to act 20 forever. And my hair didn’t change that much. I still can’t get over that thing on Sarah’s head. Especially the back right side. It uncombable. It has a mind of it’s own. Just like Donald Trump’s little critter.
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