I have a little dohicky on my cell phone that beeps whenever CNN says there is breaking news.

So, just a little while ago, I get this:

Nearly one in three Americans thinks the Supreme Court should overturn the entire 2010 health care law.

Besides the fact that polls are not breaking news, they are merely polls, I have several problems with this. First, if it were up for a popular vote, we’d still have segregation and women couldn’t vote.  So, your poll means diddle squat.

But, really, CNN, really?  Wow-sa, almost one in three doesn’t like this sucker? Gee, that sounds like a lot.

For the arithmetically challenged, which would include every Republican in America, that’s less than 33%.  Hell, CNN, there’s 33% of people who believe that the United Nations has secret bunkers under Akron, Ohio, where we’re all going to be sent to re-education camps taught by the French.  In French.  So you don’t know what evil thing you’re learning, because they’re speaking that French crap when they’re indoctrinating you.

Hell, CNN, I bet even 34% of people believe that.

So, cut the Fox News imitation, CNN.  The bottom line is that Obamacare is popular.  Say it, dammit.  Just say it.