Rave Reviews for Guilfoyle’s Kid’s Book
Last week, we visited the Brave Books website to see how DJTJ’s main squeeze, Kimberley Guilfoyle, had published a children’s book.
If anyone has been beset by Brave Books ads on your favorite social media because I urged you to visit their site(s), I am heartily sorry. I also have a similar affliction.
But to make up for it, I have some screenshots of the bottom of Guilfoyle’s ad: the customer reviews.
I did this for 2 reasons:
1) You can see them without having to login to the site and therefore reset the resulting deluge of ads they will send to you, and
2) who knows when the website authors will see the reviews and take them down.
Here they are in order of their appearance on the website.
This last one reads both horizontally and vertically (with apologies to Juanita Jean’s mama).
No one said this couldn’t be fun.
Okay, it’s evening. I just spewed wine at the computer! Thanks!
1Great find! She must have been overjoyed, because I’m sure she didn’t catch the real drift.
2She should just stick to being a loudmouth snotty person.
3Brave Books has finally proved the Infinite Monkey Theorem:
a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
Too bad they didn’t also hire an infinite number of monkey editors.
4Trumpf guilty on all 34 counts. Now the mainstream media starts spinning. Watched NBC a bit and of course they have a talking head on that called it political prosecutor bringing a political case. No mention that trumpf broke the law. This will be a different time now. Expect violence.
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