Rats! Rush Caught Us Cahootin’ Again
Rush Limbaugh must have some very good spies. He always seems to catch us at our liberal conspiracies. You know, like the time he said that The Dark Knight Rises is an anti-Romney conspiracy. And then there’s that whole UN troop thing.
And he caught us again. Speaking of the hurricane about to hit Tampa, Rush let the cat out of the bag.
I can see Obama sending FEMA in in advance of the hurricane hitting Tampa so that the Republican convention is nothing but a bunch of tents in Tampa, a bunch of RVs and stuff. Make it look like a disaster area before the hurricane even hits there.
Oh Rush, Honey Dumplin’, we don’t need tents and RV’s to make Tampa look like a disaster area – we have Paul Ryan and Todd Akin already doing that for us.
And, oh, by the way, Chubby Hubby, do you think Obama might do a better job of disaster relief with Issac than Bush did with Katrina? You better hope so, Bud.
Thanks to Robert for the heads-up.
After looking at Hawg-jowls’s picture, I was reminded of the newspaper article reporting on the Border Patrol’s employment of white blimps along the Texas/Mexico border. The way Hawg-jowls is holding his two fingers in front of that pig face of his suggests that he just shoved food into it.
1Unless the repoobican leadership cleared everyone in the city of Tampa out prior to the circus, don’t the citizens of Tampa deserve the right to be safe if Issac hits? Or is it all about Rush and the other circus clowns?
2LOL .. Uncle Dave … In looking at that picture of Hawg-Jowls, the thought came to me that he’s been dipping his ham-sized hands too many time in the donut bowl … LOL
3It’ll give the GOP a glimpse of what they want to do to the middle class. Let them live like those they oppress for just a few days.
4ICYMI: My very own CongressVarmint, Marsha Blackburn, the Lightbulb Liar & Moran (Ridiculous-TN – 7th District) is the Repig “Go to Gal” for the Women Lies. If you tweet, memorize @marshablackburn, use it often with #GOPLIES. It will be fun during Hurricane Week @RNC. Thankies.
5I listened to him and I cannot tell if he is implying that President Obama has conjured up a hurricane. That’s pretty impressive if so – we have a leader that can control the weather. We should keep someone like that.
6What Rush doesn’t know is that we deliberately made a big deal about global warming so that Republicans would block us from doing anything about it so that it would cause this hurricane to form at exactly this moment.
We are devious!
Also, we switched his coffee to Folgers.
Evil, we revel in it.
7I think Rush has a point. Obama should not only not make any disaster preparations in advance, he should also not take any action if a big hurricane hits. Let the free market deal with it.
8Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it.
9Oh for pity’s sake. The latest track shows it passing to the West of Florida as a Tropical Storm. Yes there will be winds and rain but even if it gets to a Category 1 — since Andrew the Floridians have learned that a Category 1 is for making better surfing conditions.
As for having FEMA pre-positioned, that’s always a damned if you do, damned if you don’t proposition. Be prepared and have it fizzle and they say you’re wasting money. Fail to be prepared and there is one person harmed and they’ll start building a gallows.
10Obama do a better job on Isaac disaster relief than Bush on Katrina? I certainly hope not! I look forward to Ann Romney’s recipes for c-rats, and a bunch of Ron Paul/Paul Ryan supporters going all ‘Lord of the Flies’ long pigout on enfeebled retirees.
Mitt with a sweatband tie drawing water from an overpass as the Tampa city council decides that ‘Looters and (corporate) raiders should not be permitted in the city limits.’ unfortunately as the toilets overflow, we might see Rush Limbaugh’s backside as he flushes out what is left of Rince Priebus’s chicken wing.
11Don’t forget the Republican have a secret weapon. Sheriff Joe Arpaio will be there and he would never allow a Caribbean immigrant named Isaac to land on Florida’s shore.
12While I don’t wish anything worse than the Republithug National Convention on Tampa, it would be interesting to see whether they blame a hurricane on The Will Of God. I’ll bet not.
13JJ you’re just too damn busy to keep on top of your tabloids I would guess. Now the “Chubby” part is a gross understatement (kind of you) but in case you hadn’t heard the “Hubby” part is in divorce court for his fifth bite at that apple.
14As a native Floridian with many years experience of hurricanes, Issac looks like pretty small potatoes for the Tampa Bay area. Blustery rain probably will be the extent of it.
Of course, it may panic some of the more timid Repub delegates.
Rush seems to be one of those naive people who believe that the weather service produces rather than predicts the weather.
15As much as I like the idea of Isaac completely ruining the Tampa Hatefest, I see that the projected path takes it through the middle Keys, my old hometown. Hopefully, the Cuban mountains will take out some of the sting but I’m afraid Sugarloaf will be getting a bit more than blustery rain. I hope I’m wrong.
16Maybe God is trying to tell the Rethugs something by sending hurricane Issac! Dont they always say “God hates (fill in the blank)” every time there is a natural disaster?
17VeeGee in VT, I am waiting for Isaac to do little or no damage to Tampa so that the usual GOP morons can say that their god was protecting them… while they ignore the deaths and devastation it may have produced in Haiti and Cuba. Obviously they’re the god’s pets, and to hell with anybody else.
18Okiegirl, they do say that, so they must think their god has terrible aim. He meant to punish the gays in New Orleans with Katrina, but instead destroyed the lives of a whole bunch of poor people, the great majority of whom were probably straight. Same thing every disaster. If I worshipped a god, I’d pick one who could hit what s/he aimed at.
19Strippers are all excited that all these rich Republicans with repressed libidos are coming into Tampa. Maybe a papperazzi will post a picture of Rush coming out of the “Champaigne Room” at Mons Venus.
20What bunch or morons schedule ANYTHING in Florida, in August??
But really, I hope Isaac by-passes Tampa, I think the convention is going to be verrry-interesting…and I would hate to miss out.
21If it does hit maybe it will give the Repubs a chance to see what Florida will look like after a few decades of global warming.
22The same sort of moron that chooses Crawford, Texas to spend time in August chooses Florida in August.
I hope it rains enough that all the Republican ladies have a bad hair week and blows just enough to disrupt the sad combovers.
23With the dawn of each day that Hawg-jowls rises to spew his venom and hate.. I continue to wonder at what stands between him and a major coronary.
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