March 19, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
At last! Boy, does this ever hit the target!
1PERFECT….
2Who’s the little guy on the stick?
3We Caucus here next Saturday. I expect to be helping out with the system but haven’t heard back from the chairperson yet. I haven’t gone to Caucus since 2008 when I went to my first one. I had become an American citizen that year so I could place my first presidential vote for our wonderful President Obama. It was pretty exciting! I don’t have quite the same joy in the vote this year 🙁 But either of the two candidates on the Democratic side are light years better than anyone on the GOP side for sure.
4Bless you, Sandi! You rock that vote!
5We will caucus next Tuesday in Moscow, Idaho. They are expecting over 1200 people for the county Democratic caucus, and not all will be U of I students. Our crazy state is taking lessons from Texas and just approved unlicensed/untrained/no background check concealed carry for anyone over 21; state law prohibiting plastic bag bans; state law prohibiting any municipality from having a minimum wage ordinance, etc.
6We keep telling ourselves the April-October weather is wonderful.
I pause to note the 13th anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Iraq.
Before the U.S. invaded Iraq, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said, “I can’t tell you if the use of force in Iraq today will last five days, five weeks or five months, but it won’t last any longer than that.”
The invasion was March 19, 2003.
Today another US Marine died in Iraq.
Way to go, Rumsfeld.
7Y’all have to see this– A “news report” from Finland, subtitled in English, commenting on the US election campaign between the Elephant Cowboys and the Hippie Donkeys:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/691b209fe7/finnish-news-team-reports-on-u-s-elections?_cc=__d___&_ccid=2262ecb2222af844
Always fun to have your country be an international joke. (As Finns, they get one in on the Swedes in passing.)
8Rhea, that is excellent! Yes, it is fun the be an international laughingstock politically. I’m guessing that the rest of the world is as horrified as many of us are in this election 🙁
9the little guy on the stick? Good question! It is either Reince Priebus or Christie’s soul.
10AKLynne, the little guy is R U BO, after Gov Cartman stuck a pin in him. Just a little trophy from Donnie Drumpf as a way of saying thanks.
maggie, Gov Cartman/the Outlaw Jersey Whale never had a soul. Reince “Outreach” Priebus is known by the chalk dust trail he leaves behind him. All those antacids combined with his hot air leaves nothing but whitish stains.
11If the Jersey Joker was a coral snake,he would be one of the venom-deficient ones. Red on Black-venom lack.
12You mean dumbass dubya lied when he said mission accomplished? Or did he really mean getting mired for ever was the mission?
13Thank you, Slipstream. We must remember and remember it was about oil, or a lot of it was. At the time I just could not believe we were doing that.
14Not even Hair Drumpf is gonna get that elephant two-steppin’
15Rhea, that was great! Thank you. The names are the best – Mr. Business Wig, Robot, Greasy Rat especially. I didn’t know Fins are so funny!
I agree, the little guy on the stick has to be the boy known as Ruboto.
16Great parody of Drumpf’s speech with Christie standing behind him on SNL last week. Every time the D insults him, Christie responds, “Thank you, sir, may I have another?” Reminiscent of the Church Lady/ Rob Lowe spankings.
17Jon Stewart, what’s taking you so long to come back? We need you on top of Bullsh*t Mountain.
Thanks for the reminder, slipstream.
18The Bushmire™ continues…
And we all know that the first order of business for a new Repukkke President would be re-igniting and expanding that BUllSHit adventure in the snakepit sands of the Middle East.
The only difference between Donald, Detested, or the others (TBA?), is: would it be for oil and revenge, or Armageddon?
Every thing about Drumpf is a parody. Including that thing on hos head. Rumour has it that thing gets separate appearance fees just for showing up at rallys. Drumpf also has a body double for his headgear in case it gets kidnapped or killed.
19http://dakotafreepress.com/2016/03/19/caleb-finck-district-19s-good-time-charlina/#comments
This is what apparently passes as a wingnut political candidate in South Dakota these days. Keep bleach handy for your eyes.
20e platypus onion,
21Bleach hell, you’ll need to use muratic acid after looking at that. The resemblance is uncanny to our own US TX District 27 Repukkian, Rep(tile). Blake Farenthold (AKA: ‘jammies boy’ w/minor girls around here).
Wonder if Trump has any of these position’s filled by any of the sycophants that constantly surround him, especially the last two?
” Any anti-Zulu medicine a future enemy clan might want to prepare would have to be based on Shaka’s (inSila), or “dirt” – which ranged from excreta to fingernail pairings so a series of attendants was appointed to deal with it. The Royal Barber,who paid with his life for the slightest nick in the royal chin,had daily to collect the shaven stubble,burn it, and scatter the ashes in a river.There was also a Receiver of the Royal Spittle (his back served as a receptacle),and even a Wiper of the Royal Anus.”
As found on Page 50 in the book “The Rise of the Zulu Nation.”
22Sandridge-got you covered at DFP.
mike from iowa 2016-03-19 at 19:06
23Has similar appearance to Texas congressweasel,Blake Farenthold. He of ducky pajama and underage girl fame.
Jon Stewart is without question #1 in election coverage however . . . Samantha Bee, a one time Stewart minion, is Killing It! She’s really smart and hilarious. Monday nights, “Full Frontal” on TBS. Check out this one about Oozy Croozy:
https://youtu.be/cMgaqhTZBlg
24You all got it wrong, the little guy on the stick bears a startling resemblance to a startled (goosed?) Louis Gohmert.
25Thank you, slipstream.
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