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As you know, The Rapture is day after tomorrow.

So, make some damn plans, you idiot.

We at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. have decided that we want to be wherever it is that Jesus will go first.  Our reasoning is that he’ll still be in a good mood when he first gets here.  You know, before he finds out about that whole Republican budget thing, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

So we got to thinking.  If you were Jesus and you were coming back, where would you go?  Certainly not to church because they’ve got all those crosses there and that’s probably the last thing you want to be reminded of.  Maybe the Smokey Mountains?   That’s real pretty.

But, you’re probably hungry.  That solved it.

Thelma’s betting that Jesus will show up at Cooper’s Barbeque on Saturday.  Probably the New Braunfels location, because if Jesus wants to do anything fun, it surely would be tube the Guadalupe.

Verdelia says Shrimp and Stuff in Galveston.  “Jesus likes to go fishing,” she reminds us.

Then there’s the strong possibly that he’ll show up at the Save Our Schools Rally at the State Capitol on Saturday morning at 10:00.

Let us know what your plans are for The Rapture.  These are tough decisions in though times.