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Okay, so you’re not going to believe this, but Juanita can prove it.

You remember Randy Neugebauer, of the Texas Desert Yachting Club fame, and hollering Baby Killer fame, and exploiting Liberty fame?

Well, he wants to be s-e-x-y.

And he is willing to pay for it.  He’s willing to pay even more than the RNC did at a kinky club in Los Angeles.  That’s pretty desperate.

In his latest filing with the FEC, Randy fesses up to hiring Talent Revolution of Brookville, Ohio.  He paid them $2,146.03 genuine cash American money from his lobbyist built campaign account for “Strategic Campaign Consulting.”

And what, you may ask, is Talent Revolution and what are they revolving about?

From their website —

Amanda Hite, CEO and Founder of Talent Revolution, Inc, is a Change Agent who’s bringing sexy back to corporate thinking and people performance.

“Honey, Honey, Randy Neugebauer sexy.  Nope.  Not happening.  Hopeless.  I’m pretty damn sure about this.”  Juanita tells everyone.

“However,” she adds with a grin, “it might be worth every penny of that money for the good Southern Baptist folks in Lubbock and Abilene  to find out that Randy’s new guru can be reached on twitter at http://twitter.com/sexythinker ”

“I’m afraid to look,” she admits.  “I’ve seen this sexy change agent moonchild and while I am not an expert of what constitute sexy in Brookville, Ohio, it certainly has lowered the bar in every honky tonk in Texas.”

“Now, I’m not saying that she told him to holler “Baby Killer” at the top of his lungs in the United States Congress because that would be …. oh, I dunno, real sexy,” Juanita says, “but it certainly falls under the ‘people performance’ she brags about.”

Randy Neugebauer:  Soon To Be Sexy!

See, I told you that you wouldn’t believe it.  But, remember, you saw it here first!  I’m good at this stuff.

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