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Most of you know that Ron Paul, sire of the terminally goofy Rand Paul, is a congresscritter in Juanita’s county.  Accordingly, she just can’t avert her eyes when Rand Paul says something that sounds like a 3 year old fighting for toys on a play date.

“I’ve tried to ignore him, but I can’t.” she admits.  “It’s a car wreck with a house fire on a sink hole.”

And now Rand Paul is offering job advice in the bad economy.

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul on Friday urged Americans who have been unemployed for many months to consider returning to the workforce in less desirable jobs rather than continue relying on government unemployment assistance.

“So you recently unemployed school teachers should gut up and pick up garbage,” she suggests.  “Oh, so they’re laying off sanitation workers, too?  Well, maybe the sanitation workers could get jobs teaching kindergarten.”

“Rand Paul is the world’s first spherical twit – he’s a twit no matter what direction you look at him,” she sighs.

And yet, later in the interview, Rand Paul says —-

In another radio interview, with a Bowling Green station on Wednesday, Paul defended his acceptance of Medicare and Medicaid payments as an eye surgeon for the last 17 years. Paul said he wants sweeping cuts in federal spending, but as a doctor, he has little choice but to serve patients covered by the massive federal health-care programs.

“I work hard and I don’t see any other person in this country who’s gonna work hard and not be paid for it,” Paul said.

“Whoa, wait, hold on, pull in on them reins …. didn’t you just suggest that they should get another job instead of taking government money?” she asks Rand Paul who isn’t in the room but probably listens to cosmic sounds and Juanita’s voice might be louder than the voices in his head.

“The Looneytarians make my teeth itch,” she announces.

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