Put Your Index Finger About An Inch From Your Temple. Now Twirl It In Circles.
Holy crap, y’all.
Trump now claims he was at 911 with the first responders. And he did it while in the Rose Garden patting himself on the back for Jon Stewart’s work.
“Many of those affected were fire fighters, police officers, and other first responders,” the president said. “And I was down there also, but I’m not considering myself a first responder, but I was down there, I spent a lot of time down there with you.”
No, no, nope, no. Tump was on the radio bragging that he now had the tallest building in Manhattan.
This is not the first time Trump has been very confused about his role in 9-11. Mostly, it appears, he made money off it.
Thanks to Alan for the heads up.
I thought he was using his telescopic super-vision to watch Muslims in New Jersey?
Jeez, what a tool!
1If, for some reason I simply cannot imagine, he told the truth about something, how would we know?
2Dear God, he’s trying to take credit from the 9/11 responders.
3And it’s so easy to disprove, just like most of his whoppers.
Reckoning cannot come too soon.
Sounds like Prinny insisting he was at Talavera when Sharpe captured a Napoleonic Eagle. (Rewatching Ned Starke in the old British Sharpe series)
4While monitoring the cheering Muslims in NJ for acts of aggression from his Trump Tower fortress and personally managing operations at ground zero, Trump also directed his planes to fly cover over Manhattan and prevent any further attacks. It’s a tribute to his vigilance that no further attacks happened in Manhattan that day.
As Trump later said, “In the words of one of our foundling fathers, George Jefferson, lots of people are saying this is Obama’s fault.”
5Is he actually human, or some alien life form?
6Sure thing. Using only his suitcoat as a parachute, wasn’t that IQ4.5 flying around saving people from the upper windows? If Moscow Mitch doesn’t want to impeach Donnie, there’s ample evidence to 25 the 45.
7He was driven past Ground Zero on his way to inspect The Tallest Building In Lower Manhattan and give himself a medal for owning it. Observing the people toiling in the ruins without adequate protective gear, he was heard to say to the woman beside him, “Suckers.”
Then they went furniture shopping.
8He knows neither NY nor NJ are going to vote for him. They didn’t the last time. He’s just playing to his base–which is not growing, BTW.
9Thought his orange-ness [or is that orage-mess] was watching the ‘rejoicing’ on the non-electric teevee
10I repeat, he ticks all the boxes for paranoid schizophrenia.
11So this was the basis for his claim against the victims compensation fund?
12Everyone please be sure to vote so he’s not in office in 2026 when we celebrate 250 years of our country! And be sure that Pence, Jarvanka, or anyone else from this administration isn’t on the podium!
13I wish Trump would write a history book. It of course would be limited by his attention span so would probably focus on a specific time period like “American History Starting The Day I Was Born.” by Donald Trump
14Yep, that’s Donnie: the bride at every wedding, and the corpse at every funeral. If it was an important part of American history and happened during his lifetime, he was there, right in the thick of things, being a hero. And if two things were happening simultaneously, he was at both of them! Twice as heroic!
Donald Trump is a pathetic, narcissistic liar who has no business being president. He has no idea how to do his job, and has never done a single heroic–or even mildly selfless–thing in his entire life. The only place he’s a hero is inside his own head.
15With so many creative people here, I’m wondering how long it will be before one of us creates and markets a t-shirt featuring tRump in full turn-out gear, saving a puppy from the rubble of tower one, while tower two crumbles behind him?
I’d buy a couple.
16How dare he claim he was there spending a lot of time with the first responders. If he was actually there, don’t you think he would have used it as a huge photo op already? The lies continue. The disgusting lies continue.
17He is a very stable genius.
And a lot of horseshit comes out of that stable.
18thatotherjean says:
“if two things were happening simultaneously, he was at both of them!”
Now that is Ultimate Double Trump! Then again (conspiracy time), what if there are two of him? Like an evil twin AND evil original?? It would go a long way in explaining why things went so bad, so quickly.
19Mr. Phillips@16, what would you pay for an 8×10 colored glossy of Jarvanka’s new puppy biting Donnie in his tiny giblets?
20And the glories of the Internet now give us https://twitter.com/search?q=%23LostTrumpHistory
First up: “Trump painted the Mona Lisa and gave the painting away because she wasn’t his type”
Enjoy, folks!
21Sure, just like Frederik VII of Denmark, who claimed to have fought Napoleon, although he was aged 7 at the time of Waterloo.
22No, PKM @ 20, something like this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206281136504189&set=a.1006342255702&type=3&theater
Wish I could paste the graphic here, but I don’t grok that.
23Did anybody else see that witness’s spontaneous video of Mr. Trump throwing a fallen 9/11 firefighter over his shoulder and carrying him to safety? That one where he tore his cape into bandages? (I swear that fireman coulda been Mike Pence’s brother.) Bleeding stopped, Mr. Trump helped the fireman into his Tesla and made an ambulance run.
24Trump was at the 9/11 site the same amount of time he was in Stormy Daniels.
25Charles Phillips – look so. Like the page was already taken down.
26Lunargent, try this one:https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=juanita%20jean%27s&epa=SEARCH_BOX
That other may not work because you’re not a facebook friend. Maybe. Just ’cause.
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