His name is Jim Rubens and shame is his game.

Do you want to know the reason for all this workplace violence?

Women.  Hooter toters.  Females. That’s what.

A former New Hampshire state senator who’s announcing his candidacy to unseat Democratic Sen. Jeanne Shaheen says women in the workplace are at least partially to blame for mass shootings and other violence by men.

“Bottom line: the collaborative, flexible, amorphously-hierarchical American economy is shutting out ordinary men who were once the nation’s breadwinners in living-wage labor and manufacturing jobs,” wrote former state Sen. Jim Rubens in a 2009 blog post.

I have no idea what a amorphously-hierarchical is, but I bet it only happens once a month.

He says that because there’s not enough male jobs since females came to the workplace, men “are falling over the edge.”

Whoa.

So, let me get this straight.  I have a job and that causes men to shoot up workplaces.  Okay.

Uh, what about the fact that I make 77 cents for the same job my male counterpart makes $1.00 for?   Shouldn’t that make me go over the edge?  Plus, I’ve got that whole amorphously-hierarchical thing going on once a month.  Honey, I think women should get a medal for NOT shooting up the workplace.

Now Ole Jim says he’s not against women in the workplace.  I guess that means he’s for violence in the workplace since women are causing it.  This stuff makes my head hurt.

Hand me an aspirin.  My amorphously-hierarchical hurts something awful.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.