Put A Sock In It
Republicans must be hard up.
George W Bush has taken to raising money for them by hawking socks.
Yeah, socks. Like, Put a Sock In It, Buddy.
An email went out earlier this week that fell into the hands of Fenway Fran and she just knew that we’d want to know about this helluva deal. For merely $35, you can buy a semi-official pair of George W Bush socks.
Okay, here’s the deal. I know that these socks are going to be made in China by child labor. I just know that. However, I am not willing to give $35 to Republicans to prove it. Plus, I would not for one minute trust them with my credit card. They’d start a war and use my card to pay for it.
So, if you know any Republicans, bet them $10 that if they order these socks, they will not be Made in America socks. You make $10 and they make goofy faces.
It’ll work, I tell ya!
Thanks to Fenway Fran for the heads up.
They already did start a war and used your credit card to pay for it.
1Allow me to say, OK, I don’t get it. Why is a retired president who is also in no way on food stamps selling his socks? Where is the money going. Inquiring minds want to know.
2Not Dubya – it’s daddy – Bush the 1st.
3Sorry,but that is George Hitler Weasel Bush,not dumb bass dubya. Hard to seperate the stink from the steaming pile,but imho one was as bad as the other.
4North Mariana’s islands are the best of both worlds for Republicans. Made in USA with sweat box labor.
5My apologies RayS,but your post wasn’t showing when I posted a redundant post.
6Prescott, CIA Crook Bush and dubya makes three generations of war criminals. As for the ugly socks, suitable only for when driving the clown car.
7Wish the “Limited Edition” label applied to the Bushes not the socks.
8I say every patriotic Republican should immediately replace their flag lapel pin with these socks. Because anyone who wears a pair of orange-yellow-green-blue socks in public will certainly show they stand for something, in no uncertain terms.
I can’t wait for the matching stand-for-something George W Bush shoes. Maybe crocs.
9Rick, was thinking the clown car needs ugly hats to match their ugly socks. Then, when they open their war mongering mouths, we issue them a pair of combat boots and drop them into their last two mission accomplished strongholds, Iraq and Afghanistan to collect the thanks for democracy and flowers Rumsfeld promised.
Twain was good, but Einstein nailed the GOP: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
10maryelle, I’d prefer to attach luggage tags to all of the Bush clan and their cronies; deliver to The Hague for war crime prosecution.
11They are limited,maryelle. Low to no morals,ethics,conscience,compassion,understanding,vision etc.
12Y’all done said it all once again. I would prefer never to wear a pair of those socks because, well, you know.
13These socks are almost rainbow flag colored. Is Bush the Old trying to tell us something?
14Put a sock in it, indeed, Daddy Bush.
15Ugly man ugly socks ugly party.
16The Republicans need to be selling George H. W. Bush condoms. Anything that prevents the spread of their disease can’t be all bad.
17This is how they’re going to fund Jeb’s presidential run.
18Even clowns have better taste and would not be caught dead in those socks but hey, he can’t sell his soul because he does not have one.
19I love stripey socks in all colors. These here socks are photoshopped. Anyone who knows anything about knitting (or pays attention to their socks) knows the stripes on the foot are going to go around in a circle, not angled like this.
Do a search on “striped socks” and look at the pictures. There’s always a solid insert at the heel (unless they are tube socks). Whoever did this graphic was plumb ignorant.
The fact that the base color is “burnt orange” might keep me from buying something like them in the store for $2.99, but I like socks with pizzazz.
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