Put A Sock In It

May 21, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Republicans must be hard up.

George W Bush has taken to raising money for them by hawking socks.

Yeah, socks.  Like, Put a Sock In It, Buddy.

An email went out earlier this week that fell into the hands of Fenway Fran and she just knew that we’d want to know about this helluva deal.  For merely $35, you can buy a semi-official pair of George W Bush socks.

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Okay, here’s the deal.  I know that these socks are going to be made in China by child labor.  I just know that.  However, I am not willing to give $35 to Republicans to prove it.  Plus, I would not for one minute trust them with my credit card.  They’d start a war and use my card to pay for it.

So, if you know any Republicans, bet them $10 that if they order these socks, they will not be Made in America socks.  You make $10 and they make goofy faces.

It’ll work, I tell ya!

Thanks to Fenway Fran for the heads up.

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