August 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Item location…Hong Kong. What the world is thinking!
1Ok, if I win the lottery this week I’m buying an army of these suckers and will march them down PA Ave on Trump’s birthday.
2US $499.99 **** expletives deleted for Mama and apologies to Hong Kong. Jane and I will continue to support our border brothers and sisters in Mexico who manufacture excellent DUMB*** Donnie piñatas that are all occasion and can be filled with treats and toys for our boys and their friends at a more nominal cost.
Most of our soirees begin with activities for the kids, then dinner and more activities for the kids until they drop in their tracks to be safely tucked into bed. Then the dancing and music become serious – living in a multicultural area is party animal heaven.
Miss JJ, “pissing off the neighbors” is a price one pays for the city ‘life.’ Or some variant of the crowded rat theory.
3Jane & PKM: JJ’s neighbor across the street is the local rethug chair. It’s worth it to keep him pissed off!
4Hey, this would really be worth the price if they were robotized and could be digitally tuned up to attack!
5Barbara Heil, we totally agree with your point about JJ’s neighbor. We live with where “nearest neighbor” is measured in miles and don’t have the plague of any snacilbupeR ” or anyone across the street.” Rural life has its advantages.
If I had her neighbor within a country mile, doubt I could resist a few pranks to drive him into early retirement and a nice assisted living facility 3 states away.
6It is not a realistic representation. Hands are way too big.
7Would I be liable if my neighbor has a stroke over this?
8Donnie piñatas remind me of an exchange on the marvelous sf TV series Babylon 5:
“I’d like to hang you from the rafters and play piñata.”
9“Oh, you see me as a colorful toy filled with candy to delight small children?” (This guy does have it coming, trust me.)
“No, I see you as something that should be beaten with a big stick until it breaks open.”