Problem Solved
Okay, there’s this.
The owner, stylist, and customers of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. are proud to announce that we have found a solution:
All immigrants should pretend to be Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
January 28, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, there’s this.
The owner, stylist, and customers of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. are proud to announce that we have found a solution:
All immigrants should pretend to be Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Low blow sister!
1You know how much the truth hurts!
Great solution and if offered a test it is one the prez has to be able to pass.
2Nothing. Nothing you have written in the recent past can compare with the razor-sharp zing of those last two lines! Brava, you Nasty Women, you! Smooches!
3Republicans thought Obama was a Muslim, so it shouldn’t be too hard to convince them Muslims are Christians.
“Tell the nice immigration man about all the Christmas presents we bought you last year, children!”
4Not sure he can do that, at least legally. Oh …wait …
and then, when all Muslims in the US need to register, ALL people should get in line.
5But the refugees probably have a sense of right and wrong unlike many of the right wing.
6Linda Phipps: I heard at least one noteworthy person is planning on doing just that! (Can’t remember who… whatever.) At this point, I would love for them to round me up and deport me! I’ll finally get a free trip to Europe! Woohoo!
7JAKvirginia, agreed. Ms. JuanitaJean Herownself nailed it. With her permission, that’s an article that needs to be sent to Congress members, snacilbupeR and Democrats, with copies to all of Donnie’s administration.
8Yeah, I read about that on Wapo. I also read about snacilbupeR panic in Congress over the crazy scheit he’s doing. There were a few snacilbupeR at the Phila hideout wondering if they should require all presidents undergo a complete physical and psychological evaluation beginning with the Orange Toddler. Apparently some are just beginning to figure out that the Orange Toddler is nucking futz. Duh.
9Linda Phipps …
10http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/01/26/trump-just-ordered-muslim-registry-madeline-albrights-response-perfect/
Many, many, many years ago someone did something similar for Jewish children in Turkey. He printed fake baptismal certificates for them all and they escaped the Nazis. He later became Pope John XXIII. How about a flyover of refugee camps and drop baptismal certificates by the bale. The bale tied up in blue hawsers is for the guys, the pink hawsers for the girls. Hey, if it fooled the Nazis . . .
11But Debbo! CJ was certified. Remember his Dr. Crazy Hair who proclaimed CJ “the healthiest” candidate EVAH!
12Was going to post the Madeleine Albright article on my Facebook but apparently it would come up with photos of her and Trump. I don’t want his face anywhere near my page.
Congratulations, Donnie, you’re bringing the Left together like no one else has, and you’ve only been in there a little over a week. Keep it up and you’ll see the huuugest crowd ever, all for you, with torches and pitchforks.
13Canadian PM Justin Trudeau has tweeted, “To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength. #WelcomeToCanada.”
Someone else has posted:
14Remember sitting in history class, thinking, “If I was alive then, I would’ve….”
You’re alive now. Whatever you’re doing is what you would have done.
Bless you, JustIn Trudeau! Knew I loved Canada. But the rethugs wouldn’t know a real Christian on sight as none of them are. Great idea about the certificates. Guess the rethugs don’t know that Christ is in the Koran and considered a great man. Guess not.
15I hope that it doesn’t come to o a totally unconstitutional Muslim registry.
In any case: Ladies, February 1st is World Hijab Day.
http://worldhijabday.com/
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