I need to start this by explaining that I adore Elizabeth Warren.  I think she’s grand.  But, that fact does not color my opinion of Scott Brown because, as we say in Texas,  I don’t like him and always will.

He’s one of those guys who thinks he’s just too darn cute.

Every time he spits out “Professor Warren,” I get a strange desire to put my hand in my armpit and make farting sounds.  Attempting to demean someone because they teach or have read an entire book only happens in the goofy-ball existence of the world of Scott Browns, and locker rooms.  Every time he says that, you know for a fact that he failed English 201.  Twice.

During an exchange on unemployment benefits and President Obama’s jobs proposals, Warren attempted to interrupt Brown on a key point. Brown retaliated: “Excuse me, I’m not a student in your classroom. Please let me respond.”

To Warren’s credit, I enjoy her smile at this antics almost as much as I detest creepy Brown.

I hope she wallops him.