July 29, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, this is an honest-to-goodness Rick Perry Facebook ad. I did not change a thing. This is how he wants the public to view him. This is the image he wants carved into the side of Mt. Rushmore.
Click the little one to get the big one.
I swear he’s gonna put his eye out with that thing.
Look, even the guy standing next to him is trying not to laugh.
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What a waste of flesh.
1He’s trying to rebuild his image into that of a Presidential leader with international experience. hahahahahahaha And he has a LONG way to go. First tip for pRick… in Spanish, hahaha is jajajaja.
2I can’t stand with Rick Perry. ‘Cause I can’t stand Rick Perry.
3Kewl shades Dude!
4The best way to “secure our border” is probably to restore health care and educational services to the population there that is sort of living in its own third world right now. Just think how far that National Guard money could go!
5If posturing and pandering were equivalent to governing, Rick Perry would be the best governor in the entire history of America.
6I need clarification. If he gets too far on the south (Mexican?) side of the Rio Grande (?), can Mexico arrest him for illegal immigration?
7If he turned the ball cap around, he probably wouldn’t need the sunglasses.
8The backwards cap just looks stoopid.
9Does the Rio Grande actually have enough water in it to allow a big boat like that to plane? It would be fun to watch it hit a sand bar.
10the only safe place to stand with Rick p is out of range of whatever fire power he is packing
11LOL Katy Anders.
He apparently hasn’t considered that aspect in his rush to make his fashion statements with too cool glasses, also.
12What’s the vest for? The 2 other civilians aren’t wearing one. Self important jack-arse.
And where’s his codpiece?
13I don’t know much about guns, but what is that he’s holding? A unsharpened pencil? A pea shooter? The business end of a]his curly straw?
14That’s just sick.
15Perry should just say no to testosterone patches. I think he’s had an overdose.
16When the heck is his wife finally gonna wake up and dump him? Or is he paying her enough to keep standing around? Mebbe all those clinics she owns that weren’t bothered by the new medical regulations are just humming along like an old sewing machine and she is hypnotized by the sound!
17No person should be under the illusion that a ball cap worn askew is cute on anyone who is not in the original cast of “Our Gang or playing catcher.
18Yeah, the backwards baseball cap just ain’t doin’ it for me. What an ass!
19He needs a bullet proof vest to deflect incoming teddy bears?
20Can’t you just hear it? The mothers of those guys with Perry are yelling, “FOR THIS WE ARE PAYING TAXES?”
21Y’all, I’m tellin you, after January he is moving to sunny SoCal to take up a Hollywood career! He’s auditioning for the prequel of Apocolypse now or something. They ended the West Wing’s run, so he doesn’t need to betend to be a politician any more!
22Y’all talking about backward caps…there is practical reason to wearing a baseball cap backward when riding an open boat….otherwise, the wind get under the bill and you lose it off the back of the boat. It gets wet, you slow down, the captain has to turn around to find it, and then the Mexicans can get a good bead on you. So I believe when the captain handed him a bulletproof vest, he also told him to wear his hat ass-backwards, because he wasn’t going to stop and get it.
23Why is the boat driver smiling and where is Ricky’s right hand? You don’t think … ?! Nah … !!
24UmptyD I went there too, but then I realized the Photographer problem had just given Gov P-Rick direction to “on 3 Look Bad Ass, 1,2,..”
25So pRick is armed to the teeth and ready to attack…….ten year olds? This is the definition of overkill. Hope those teddy bears hit their mark.
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