As you’ve probably guessed Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller is quickly becoming a favorite here at the beauty salon.

Not only is he a crook, a quintessential Good Ole Boy, and Ted Nugent crazy, he’s sadly obsessed with children’s school lunches.

His first act of office was to free the cupcakes, where he said that Texas would once again allow cupcakes in public schools.

Now he wants to return all the deep fryers to public school cafeterias because FREEDOM.

You think I’m joking, don’t you?

I would not joke about freedom.

Actual, real, not doctored quote from Sid Miller.

“I have proposed a new rule to allow school districts to install deep fat fryers and sell beverages like diet soda. I believe each school district – not the state or federal government – should decide what foods are offered to students… If a school district doesn’t agree with any of these changes, then the district doesn’t have to implement them. That’s the beauty here. It’s not about French fries; it’s about freedom.”

He’s completely serious, y’all.  He is the freekin’ King of Caca Del Toro.

I will bet you my best pair of pink boots that his brother-in-law is in the deep fryer business.  And his college roommate sells lard.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.