The anti-Choice forces in America really screwed the pooch when they decided to mess with Planned Parenthood, this time.   What were they thinking when they decided to take on Cecile Richards?  Did they think Ann Richards’ daughter learned NOTHING at her mama’s knee?

Mike DeWine is a twisted leprechaun of a man, devoid of even the most basic feelings of shame, inklings of logic, blushings of truth or beatings of a warm heart. So being a Republican lawyer/politician was not much of a stretch for him.  He was swept into office as Ohio Attorney General in that disastrous 2010 after a long career in the revolving door that is Ohio GOP Politics – US House, Lt Governor, US Senate, Attorney General.  If we follow the playbook, he should be running for Governor in about 10 minutes.

Now there is a rumor running about that the diminutive DeWine is actually an escapee of Oz. I want to assure you that there is NO WAY this could possibly be true.

Here is an evil flying monkey.

And here is Mike DeWine.

Clearly, you can see the difference: one is an evil minion flying around attacking people with brains, heart and courage and yanking young women into danger at the behest of his betters.  The other is a fictional monkey – and taller.

Anyway, when the GOP Fetal-Industrial Complex took umbrage with the absolutely false baby-part-selling videos, Planned Parenthood found itself the target of flying monkeys across Redstate America. But investigation after investigation cleared PP of all wrongdoing and in your own Texas, – yay, TEXAS! – actually ended up having to indict someone that they were hoping to lionize.

Here in Ohio as well, the snacilbupeR got out their sporks and started digging, literally, through garbage, because although PP was NOT selling body parts, it turned out they were doing something MUCH WORSE! They were par-boiling them in steam them dumping them in a landfill…in KENTUCKY!

Suddenly, gruff billy goats could cross any bridge in Ohio without fear of molestation, as the concern trolls left their natural habitats and flocked to Columbus in order to pass immediate strongly-worded anti-Woman bills to Fedex to Governor Kasich’s desk in New Hampshire.

Except, not only is the characterization of the sterilization and disposal methods of medical waste by Planned Parenthood COMPLETELY FALSE, it turns out that the State of Ohio disposes of their fetal remains in exactly the same way.

This is going to be another blow to the already-melting campaign of Carly Fiorina.

~Primo