Okay, okay, okay, dammit.  I’m up. I’m up.  Quit bellerin’ at me.

I truly am typing in my jammies this morning.  I did not have a drop to drink last night, and Lord knows I won’t until in January when Chief Deputy Prissypants leaves office, but I still feel hungover.

There was great news (see below), pretty good news, semi-good news and awful news.  As someone wise texted to me last night when mixed news came in, “Every election is a combination of schadenfreude and heartache.  Except 2000. That one just flat out sucked.”

When I get my head on straight, I will tell you the awful news that Judge Steven Kirkland, maybe the best judge in Harris County, got beat by a crazy incompetent woman funded by a rich Republican lawyer intent on screwing the system.  And then there’s the good news that Lane Lewis beat the shameless lady.

I will tell you about the absolutely worst candidate I have ever dealt with in my entire life, and he claims to be a Democrat.  Personally, I think he’s just a giant wad of ego on a stick dipped in sprinkles and then fried, but he says he’s not.  However, I have no proof of that, just his word.  In the Democratic primary for Congressional District 22, K P George lost to the woman who wants to impeach President Obama.   Yes, I said the Democratic primary, where President Obama got 95% of the vote, this guy loses to a woman who wants to impeach Obama.  Not in my county, mind you, because I don’t let things like that happen, but K P George went to the other counties in the district and personally nullified all our hard work.  It’s a story of ego gone wild.

I was happy to see that some of my other buddies won, too.

I’m gonna take a long shower, brush my hair, maybe, just maybe, get dressed, and come back and write about other things going on in the world.