Like I’ve said before, the only man in a dress who I trust is RuPaul.  Well, and maybe Lady Gaga, I haven’t decided on that one yet.

But, it’s definitely not the Pope.  Maybe it’s because he wears a wedding dress every day, I dunno.  I just don’t trust that guy.

So now the Pope is saying, get this, “future of mankind is at stake over gay marriage.”

Say Yes To The Dress

Well, I guess in a purely biological sense, he’s right.  I mean, if everybody gets the gay, there won’t be reproduction and Toys R Us will go out of business.  On the other hand, if that’s his reasoning, then the priesthood is a threat to mankind.

However, in a theological / social sense, he’s freekin’ nuts.

So, he’s saying that gay is more of a threat than divorce, murder, war, poverty, nuclear crap, mutant virus, zombies, and a Robert Palmer reunion tour?  Look, total gay may be a slight threat to the NFL but even pro wrestling is safe.

On Monday, the Vatican’s newspaper described laws on gay marriage as an attempt at a communist-like “utopia”, a day after tens of thousands of demonstrators turned out in France to support legalizing both marriages and adoption for gay couples.

Okay, okay, he said communism.  What the hell does gay have to do about controlling the means of production?  Unless he means production as not having babies, that’s just goofy.

Secondly, since when did utopia become a bad thing?

Third, what’s some Nazi doing talking about communism?  Look, I know the last German to do that was Hitler, but the comparison isn’t completely inappropriate in this case.

Hey Pope, I don’t mean to be disrespectful or anything, but kiss my butt.