Poor Little Matt
Congresswart Matt Gaetz is on my giggle list this morning.
Remember last week when he said the Coronavirus was a hoax dreamed up by people who wanted to bring Trump down? That cute little prankster even wore a gas mask into congress to make fun of all us who believe in dubious things like “science” and “arithmetic.”
Well, and I feel real almost bad about smiling when I say this – but he’s self-quarantining after having been expose to the virus on Air Force One. And odds are at least even that he gave it to Trump.
You know, it’s gotta be odd for Matt to prance around and spout how wonderful he is while wearing his pajamas and carefully styled hair. I’m certain his family has moved to a hotel.
Typhoid Louie is still mixing around people in DeeCee. As long as he stays on the GOP side of the aisle, we’re all happy.
Figures. All those Republicons self caging and Louie is roaming free. Someone trap Louie, then we can begin the spay and neuter program in earnest. Trap, spay, neuter, release. Maybe add a psyche eval before releasing.
1Oh, it’s even better than that. Matt was exposed to the virus at CPAC and then went to a party at Mar-a-Lago and subsequently rode with Trump in the presidential limo on their way to board Air Force One for the flight back to D.C. But, ya know, it’s all a liberal plot to take down the president.
2Oh Jane & PKM, must we release? Couldn’t we put him on a cruise ship to Russia?
3Grandma Ada, isn’t requiring a Republicon to pass a psyche eval essentially the same as not releasing?
4I just feel sorry for the kids Gomert led around the capitol building… ^
^ https://crooksandliars.com/2020/03/stupidest-man-congress-really-outdoes
5Why self-quarantine? Why not just take the test to find out if they have the virus. Wouldn’t you want to know right away if you were a carrier?
6CDC update, March 10, of states reporting cases:
Arizona
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Washington D.C.
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maryland
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin
Or as Trump calls it: doing a tremendous job, really better than anyone expected.
7Gaetz, Meadows, Collins, Yogurt (Gohmert)…sounds
8like just desserts for the very deserving chaos crew.
Oh, please let there be more.
@maryelle Don’t forget Cruz
9@ Ralph Wiggam
Currently Testing involves taking a swab of the nose or throat and samples of sputum if you are coughing it up, blood can also be drawn and tested. In the lab, technicians look for genetic sequences specific to the coronavirus. Because the virus’s genome is made of RNA, this involves first turning the RNA into DNA There is an evolving shortage of the reagents needed for this step
Someone who has only just been infected may not yet be shedding the virus into the throat, while someone at a late stage may have stopped doing so, while still having an active infection in other parts of the body
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