Poor Little Matt

March 10, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Congresswart Matt Gaetz is on my giggle list this morning.

Remember last week when he said the Coronavirus was a hoax dreamed up by people who wanted to bring Trump down? That cute little prankster even wore a gas mask into congress to make fun of all us who believe in dubious things like “science” and “arithmetic.”

Well, and I feel real almost bad about smiling when I say this – but he’s self-quarantining after having been expose to the virus on Air Force One.  And odds are at least even that he gave it to Trump.

You know, it’s gotta be odd for Matt to prance around and spout how wonderful he is while wearing his pajamas and carefully styled hair.  I’m certain his family has moved to a hotel.

Typhoid Louie is still mixing around people in DeeCee.  As long as he stays on the GOP side of the aisle, we’re all happy.

 

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  1. Jane & PKM says:

    Figures. All those Republicons self caging and Louie is roaming free. Someone trap Louie, then we can begin the spay and neuter program in earnest. Trap, spay, neuter, release. Maybe add a psyche eval before releasing.

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  2. Oh, it’s even better than that. Matt was exposed to the virus at CPAC and then went to a party at Mar-a-Lago and subsequently rode with Trump in the presidential limo on their way to board Air Force One for the flight back to D.C. But, ya know, it’s all a liberal plot to take down the president.

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  3. Grandma Ada says:

    Oh Jane & PKM, must we release? Couldn’t we put him on a cruise ship to Russia?

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  4. Jane & PKM says:

    Grandma Ada, isn’t requiring a Republicon to pass a psyche eval essentially the same as not releasing?

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  5. I just feel sorry for the kids Gomert led around the capitol building… ^

    ^ https://crooksandliars.com/2020/03/stupidest-man-congress-really-outdoes

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  6. Ralph Wiggam says:

    Why self-quarantine? Why not just take the test to find out if they have the virus. Wouldn’t you want to know right away if you were a carrier?

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  7. slipstream says:

    CDC update, March 10, of states reporting cases:

    Arizona
    California
    Colorado
    Connecticut
    Delaware
    Washington D.C.
    Florida
    Georgia
    Hawaii
    Illinois
    Indiana
    Iowa
    Kansas
    Kentucky
    Louisiana
    Maryland
    Massachusetts
    Minnesota
    Mississippi
    Missouri
    Montana
    Nebraska
    Nevada
    New Hampshire
    New Jersey
    New York
    North Carolina
    Oklahoma
    Oregon
    Pennsylvania
    Rhode Island
    South Carolina
    South Dakota
    Tennessee
    Texas
    Utah
    Vermont
    Virginia
    Washington
    Wisconsin

    Or as Trump calls it: doing a tremendous job, really better than anyone expected.

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  8. maryelle says:

    Gaetz, Meadows, Collins, Yogurt (Gohmert)…sounds
    like just desserts for the very deserving chaos crew.
    Oh, please let there be more.

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  9. @maryelle Don’t forget Cruz

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  10. @ Ralph Wiggam

    Currently Testing involves taking a swab of the nose or throat and samples of sputum if you are coughing it up, blood can also be drawn and tested. In the lab, technicians look for genetic sequences specific to the coronavirus. Because the virus’s genome is made of RNA, this involves first turning the RNA into DNA There is an evolving shortage of the reagents needed for this step

    Someone who has only just been infected may not yet be shedding the virus into the throat, while someone at a late stage may have stopped doing so, while still having an active infection in other parts of the body

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