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House GOP Leader John Boehner ripped House Democrats for moving ahead with a vote Thursday just on extending tax cuts for those making $250,000 or less, calling the move “chicken crap.”

“I’m trying to catch my breath so I don’t refer to this maneuver going on today as chicken crap, all right? But this is nonsense, all right?” Boehner told reporters Thursday.

“No, John, it’s not all right,” Juanita replies sweetly.

“You have threatened to filibuster every bill that the Democrats have brought to the floor.  Now you are holding any and all legislation hostage until you get your rich man tax cut.  You are willing to risk the safety and security of the entire country over tax cuts only for people rich enough to air condition hell.  Well, Boehner, you better hope that’s what they spend their money on because you are gonna need it.”

“Honey,” she says calming down, “you freekin’ invented chicken poop.”