Rick Perry wants to be somebody.  Anybody.  He’s desperate.  Here is a man who has never held a damn job in his life.  I’m not kidding.  Government has been his only job.

Now he’s begging, begging for a job. It’s soul crushing plea, y’all.

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R), who once called Donald Trump “a cancer on conservatism,” told CNN that he would be willing to serve as the presumptive Republican nominee’s vice president.

Said Perry: “I suspect I’m going to be helping him in a myriad ways — but if it’s the vice presidency, if a cabinet position is where he needs somebody with my experience then I’m not going to go back to Texas and say, ‘Aw shucks sir, I’m gonna go fishing.’ I’m gonna go serve my country.”

I mean, holy cow, the man went out and bought glasses and everything.

Yep, Ole Rick is willing to help cancer grow in America.

Because he’s a desperate man.